ROMANCE
MATHEMATICS
Smart man
+ smart woman =
romance
Smart man +
dumb woman =
affair
Dumb man +
smart woman =
marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman =
pregnancy
OFFICE
ARITHMETIC
Smart boss
+ smart employee =
profit
Smart boss + dumb employee =
production
Dumb boss +
smart
employee = promotion
Dumb
boss + dumb
employee = overtime (what bout KAP ?) ^_*
SHOPPING
MATH
A man will pay
$2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she
doesn't need.
GENERAL EQUATIONS &
STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until
she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a
wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can
spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a
man.
HAPPINESS
To be happy with a
man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy
with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at
all.
LONGEVITY
Married men
live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to
die.
PROPENSITY
TO CHANGE
A woman marries
a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman
expecting that she won't change, and she does.
DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman
has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the
beginning of a new argument.
HOW TO STOP PEOPLE
FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
Old aunts used
to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me,
"You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at
funerals.
SEND THIS TO A SMART WOMAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH AND
TO THE SMART GUYS YOU KNOW CAN HANDLE IT.
