y2nk sayang... btw... dari tadi pagi, saya baru dapat email dari e-ketawa ya yang ini.... bener gak ya? memang lagi sepi? ato.....
On Thu, 23 Dec 2004 17:56:44 -0800 (PST), Y2nk <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > Please never say these in front of ur kids.....!! > Make sure you read till the end.......;-) > > > 1st scene................ > Daddy and mommy are fighting in the living room, right in front of their > little son. > Daddy : Oh!!! You Bitch!! > Mommy: What?? U Bastard!! > Son: Daddy....Mommy, what's Bitch and Bastard?? > At this moment, Daddy blushes. He quickly thinks up of something. > Daddy : It means Ladies and Gentlemen, Son. > Son : Oh I see > > 2nd Scene....... > Little son was watching a TV show about premarital sex and there they > mentioned the words 'breasts' and penises'. > Mommy was reading the papers. > Son : Mommy, what's breasts and penies? > At this moment, mommy turned blue, adn quickly thought of someting to say. > Mom : It means coats and hats, son > Son : O I see > > 3rd Scene................. > Daddy was shaving his beard and son passed by : the toilet. Suddenly daddy > cut himself and scream.... > Daddy : oh shit!! > Son : Daddy, what's shit? > At this moment, Daddy eyes bulged, and quickly thought of something to > say..... > Daddy : it means shaving cream, son > Son : Oh I see > > 4th Scene....... > Christmas is approaching, and Mommy was tuffing the turkey into the stove. > The turkey just wouldn't fit into the stove, so she said: > Mommy : Oh! Fuck! > Son : Mommy, what's > fuck? > At this moment, Mommy froze...She quickly thought of something to say... > Moment : It means stuffing, SOn > Son : Oh I see > > 5th Scene........ > It's Christmas Eve. Litte son exuberantly opened the door to let all that is > uncles, aunties, cousins and friends come into the house. > Proudly he said................." Welcome in, bastards ana Bitches! Please > put all your breasts and penises at that corner of the house! My parent are > busy at the woment. You see, My Daddy is putting shit on his face upstairs > and Mommy is fucking the turkey in the kitchen. Don't worry they will come > out in a minute!! Everyone fainted!!" > > > > > > > > > > > Maniezz ;-) > Y2nk > [EMAIL PROTECTED] > > > > ________________________________ > Do you Yahoo!? > Yahoo! Mail - Easier than ever with enhanced search. Learn more. > > SELAMAT HARI RAYA NATAL bagi yang merayakannya > & SELAMAT TAHUN BARU 2005 untuk semuanya. > > May God Loves You All Especially me, PAC > > Ketawa dot Com - http://ketawa.com/ > CV Global Intermedia - http://www.g-im.com/ > > > Yahoo! Groups Sponsor > > > Get unlimited calls to > > U.S./Canada > > ________________________________ > Yahoo! Groups Links > To visit your group on the web, go to: > http://groups.yahoo.com/group/e-ketawa/ > > To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: > [EMAIL PROTECTED] > > Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to the Yahoo! Terms of Service. > > -- *---------------------------- Dul Paijo -----------------------------* [EMAIL PROTECTED] www.dulpaijo.com *---------------------------* ------------------------ Yahoo! Groups Sponsor --------------------~--> $4.98 domain names from Yahoo!. Register anything. http://us.click.yahoo.com/Q7_YsB/neXJAA/yQLSAA/vbOolB/TM --------------------------------------------------------------------~-> SELAMAT HARI RAYA NATAL bagi yang merayakannya & SELAMAT TAHUN BARU 2005 untuk semuanya. May God Loves You All Especially me, PAC Ketawa dot Com - http://ketawa.com/ CV Global Intermedia - http://www.g-im.com/ Yahoo! Groups Links <*> To visit your group on the web, go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/e-ketawa/ <*> To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] <*> Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to: http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/
