Nug, di reject apa di eject ama Yayank? --- "Nugroho, Eko Sasmito" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> Memang harus yakin bin PD , > Walaupun akhirnya proposal kita di reject , > Kaya aku ke yayank ...huhu..hu...hu.... > > > > -----Original Message----- > From: adiguna Turman [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] > Sent: Wednesday, February 02, 2005 5:50 PM > To: e-ketawa@yahoogroups.com > Subject: Re: e-ketawa :-) tambah2 pengetahuan ngu > pulang > > > > PD amat lu pac. > Realnya gimana sih? > > > --- Pac <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > > FYI - 50 things guys wish girls knew...... > > > > 1. If you want to cuddle after sex go buy a teddy > > bear. > > > > 2. Swallow. Don't start the race if you ain't > gonna > > finish it. > > > > 3. While giving a hand job please remove all rings > > from your fingers, > > they hurt really bad. > > > > 4. Shave your shit. Seriously, shave it bald. > > > > 5. Remember that a little blood never hurt nobody. > > > > 6. There is no such thing as a fat, ugly, blow > job. > > > > 7. If you ask us to any sort of dance that > requires > > that we wear a > > tie, we expect a sexual favor in return. > > > > 8. If you used a vibrator and let us watch it > might > > be the greatest > > moment of our life. > > > > 9. If you wonder why we will not eat you out it is > > most likely > > because; it stinks, its hairy, or it stinks and > its > > hairy. > > > > 10. You masturbate and we know it. When you do it > > just let us watch. > > > > 11. Birth control is the best invention ever. > Start > > poppin those bitches. > > > > 12. Just cause we call you when we are drunk does > > not mean that we > > like you. It means that we need some ass. > > > > `13. Guys night out means guys night out. It > doesn't > > mean that you and > > your friends meet us at the bar later. > > > > 14. If you wonder why your ass looks fat in those > > tight pants its > > because you have a fat ass. > > > > 15. If you are with us and you start to cry for > any > > reason just get up > > and leave. > > > > 16. Don't think that we don't know that after we > > take you out and you > > order a salad to make us think you eat healthy > that > > you go home and > > order pizza with your fat friends. > > > > 17. Once again, seriously shave your shit. > > > > 18. Just cause you get our dick one night, does > not > > give you any right > > to get it the next. > > > > 19. If we drink too much, we do not need someone > to > > hold our hair back > > and act like our babysitter. We have puked before > > and know how to > > handle it. > > > > 20. After we are through with you, do not expect > to > > make us jealous by > > fucking our friends. We really don't care what you > > do. > > > > 21. If we cheat on you and you never find out > about > > it, then its not > > cheating. > > > > 22. If we cheat on you and you do find out, at > least > > it wasn't with > > one of your friends. > > > > 23. Swallow(just in case you forgot #2 already). > > > > 24. We don't have a problem with watching chick > > flicks as long as we > > get in your pants after. > > > > 25. Never under any circumstance take a shit while > > you are around us > > or fart. Just thinking about it makes us sick. > > > > 26. While giving us head don't be afraid to fondle > > our testicles, they > > don't bite. > > > > 27. If you are gonna jerk us off aim properly, a > nut > > can irritate your eye. > > > > 28. Always remember that men are the superior sex > > and back in the day > > you had to ask us if you could speak. > > > > 29. If we're about to have sex and we decline > > because we don't have a > > rubber its not because we're scared we're gonna > get > > you pregnant, its > > that we're scared we're gonna catch something from > > your dirty skank > > ass. > > > > 30. If you swallow like you should, do not expect > us > > to kiss you > > after. Sorry that's just the way it is. > > > > 31. I don't care if you do have a flavored condom, > > you just don't give > > a blow job with a condom on. Would you like us to > > eat you out with a > > dental damn?? I didn't think so. > > > > 32. If we're doing it doggy style there is no > reason > > to turn around > > and look at us, we're focused on your ass cheeks > and > > that slapping > > sound. > > > > 33. Blood stains on our bed sheets come off with > > cold water, so make > > sure you scrub them thoroughly before leaving. > > > > 34. When we go down on you to munch on your rug > and > > we instantly start > > sucking on the inner thighs rather than the clit, > > its because your > > clit smells like a dead trout. > > > > 35. If you let us donkey punch you we will owe you > > for life. > > > > 36. Just cause we have sex with you when we are > > drunk does not mean > > that you are pretty or that we like you. It means > > that you were our > > only choice. > > > > 37. If we dance with you for more than 15 minutes > at > > a bar we expect > > you to come home with us. > > > > 38. If you think that you are ugly, we probably do > > too. > > > > 39. Don't count on us saying we love you, its just > > not going to happen. > > > > 40. If for some reason we do say we love you its > === message truncated === __________________________________ Do you Yahoo!? Read only the mail you want - Yahoo! Mail SpamGuard. http://promotions.yahoo.com/new_mail Ketawa dot Com - http://ketawa.com/ CV Global Intermedia - http://www.g-im.com/ Yahoo! Groups Links <*> To visit your group on the web, go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/e-ketawa/ <*> To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] <*> Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to: http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/
