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On Wed, 16 Feb 2005 09:28:46 +0700, Nugroho, Eko Sasmito <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > Ha..ha...ha...yg lucu heri , > Abis ketawa.... clingak clinguk ...ketauan gak ya ? > > -----Original Message----- > From: Heri [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] > Sent: Wednesday, February 16, 2005 9:31 AM > To: [email protected] > Subject: Re: e-ketawa :-) humor makan siang "Virus free by ITP Scan Mail" > > ha....ha......ha...... lucu banget nih humor..........(ssstttt supaya gue > kelihatan pinter) > ----- Original Message ----- > From: Pac > To: e-ketawa > Sent: Wednesday, February 16, 2005 09:11 AM > Subject: e-ketawa :-) humor makan siang "Virus free by ITP Scan Mail" > > humor khusus buat yg pinter2... > > why quantas has never had an accident??? > > After every flight, Quantas pilots fill out a form, called a "gripe sheet," > which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The mechanics > correct the problems, document their repairs on the form, and then pilots > review the gripe sheets before the next flight. > Never let it be said that ground crews lack a sense of humour. Here are some > actual maintenance complaints submitted by Quantas' pilots and the solutions > recorded by maintenance engineers. > > By the way, Quantas is the only major airline that has never had an > accident. > > (P = The problem logged by the pilot.) > (S = The solution and action taken by mechanics.) > > P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement. > S: Almost replaced left inside main tire. > P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough. > S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft. > P: Something loose in cockpit. > S: Something tightened in cockpit. > P: Dead bugs on windshield. > S: Live bugs on back-order. > P: Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200 feet per minute descent. > S: Cannot reproduce problem on ground. > P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear. > S: Evidence removed. > P: DME volume unbelievably loud. > S: DME volume set to more believable level. > P: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick. > S: That's what they're for. > P: IFF inoperative. > S: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode. > P: Suspected crack in windshield. > S: Suspect you're right. > P: Number 3 engine missing. > S: Engine found on right wing after brief search. > P: Aircraft handles funny. > S: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right, and be serious. > P: Target radar hums. > S: Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics. > P: Mouse in cockpit. > S: Cat installed. > P: Noise coming from under instrument panel. Sounds like a midget pounding > on something with a hammer. > S: Took hammer away from midget > > Joke 2 Upon dying, Bill Gates went to purgatory. St. Peter said to his, "Now > Bill, you have done some good things, and you have done some bad things. Now > I am going to let you decide where you want to go". So, Bill takes a look at > hell and see's these beautiful women running around, in 80 degree > temperature, on beautiful beaches. Then he took a look at heaven and it was > nice, you know harps and singing and worship and stuff like that. So he said > to St. Peter that he would like to go to hell. About a week later, St. Peter > went down to hell to check on Bill. There he saw him, being whipped by > demons. He said to St. Peter, "What happened to all the beautifull women, > and the beaches and the 80 degree temperature?" Peter replied, "That was > just the screen saver." > > > HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY > Buat yang merayakannya > > Ketawa dot Com - http://ketawa.com/ > CV Global Intermedia - http://www.g-im.com/ > > > > > HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY > Buat yang merayakannya > > Ketawa dot Com - http://ketawa.com/ > CV Global Intermedia - http://www.g-im.com/ > > > Yahoo! Groups Sponsor > ADVERTISEMENT > > ________________________________ > Yahoo! Groups Links > To visit your group on the web, go to: > http://groups.yahoo.com/group/e-ketawa/ > > To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: > [EMAIL PROTECTED] > > Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to the Yahoo! Terms of Service. HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY Buat yang merayakannya Ketawa dot Com - http://ketawa.com/ CV Global Intermedia - http://www.g-im.com/ Yahoo! Groups Links <*> To visit your group on the web, go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/e-ketawa/ <*> To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] <*> Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to: http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/
