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Panjenenganipun Pac dinten Rebo Wage,
16/02/2005 jam 9:11:52 wib menawi mboten lepat ngimel kados
mekaten:
P> humor khusus buat yg pinter2...
P> why quantas has never had an accident???
P> After every flight, Quantas pilots fill out a form, called a
P> "gripe sheet," which tells mechanics about problems with the
P> aircraft. The mechanics correct the problems, document their
P> repairs on the form, and then pilots review the gripe sheets before
P> the next flight.
P> Never let it be said that ground crews lack a sense of humour.
P> Here are some actual maintenance complaints submitted by Quantas'
P> pilots and the solutions recorded by maintenance engineers.
P> By the way, Quantas is the only major airline that has never had an accident.
P> (P = The problem logged by the pilot.)
P> (S = The solution and action taken by mechanics.)
P> P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement.
P> S: Almost replaced left inside main tire.
P> P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough.
P> S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft.
P> P: Something loose in cockpit.
P> S: Something tightened in cockpit.
P> P: Dead bugs on windshield.
P> S: Live bugs on back-order.
P> P: Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200 feet per minute descent.
P> S: Cannot reproduce problem on ground.
P> P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear.
P> S: Evidence removed.
P> P: DME volume unbelievably loud.
P> S: DME volume set to more believable level.
P> P: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick.
P> S: That's what they're for.
P> P: IFF inoperative.
P> S: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode.
P> P: Suspected crack in windshield.
P> S: Suspect you're right.
P> P: Number 3 engine missing.
P> S: Engine found on right wing after brief search.
P> P: Aircraft handles funny.
P> S: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right, and be serious.
P> P: Target radar hums.
P> S: Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics.
P> P: Mouse in cockpit.
P> S: Cat installed.
P> P: Noise coming from under instrument panel. Sounds like a
P> midget pounding on something with a hammer.
P> S: Took hammer away from midget
P> Joke 2 Upon dying, Bill Gates went to purgatory. St. Peter said
P> to his, "Now Bill, you have done some good things, and you have
P> done some bad things. Now I am going to let you decide where you
P> want to go". So, Bill takes a look at hell and see's these
P> beautiful women running around, in 80 degree temperature, on
P> beautiful beaches. Then he took a look at heaven and it was nice,
P> you know harps and singing and worship and stuff like that. So he
P> said to St. Peter that he would like to go to hell. About a week
P> later, St. Peter went down to hell to check on Bill. There he saw
P> him, being whipped by demons. He said to St. Peter, "What happened
P> to all the beautifull women, and the beaches and the 80 degree
P> temperature?" Peter replied, "That was just the screen saver."
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