ai mah tau diri ry........ bagimu desy segalanya...^_^
des.. selamat yaaa
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tp bukan wulan...^_^
wulan <[EMAIL PROTECTED] > on 15/08/2005 05:13:34 AM
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walopun demikian, teteeeeep dicari......... ^_^
On 8/15/05, NOS doank <[EMAIL PROTECTED] > wrote:
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> WOMEN
> =======
>
> If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman
> If you don't, you are not a man
> If you praise her, she thinks you are lying
> If you don't, you are good for nothing
> If you agree to all her likes, she is abusing
> If you don't, you are not understanding
> If you make romance, you are an 'experienced man'
> If you don't you are half a man
> If you visit her too often, she thinks it is boring
> If you don't, she accuses you of double crossing
> If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy
> If you don't, you are a dull boy
> If you are jealous, she says it's bad
> If you don't , she thinks you do not love her
> If you attempt a romance, she says you didn't respect her
> If you don't, she thinks you do not like her
> If you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to wait
> If she is late, she says that's a girl's way
> If you visit another, she accuses you of being a heel
> If she is visited by another, 'oh it's natural, we are girls'
> If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold
> If you kiss her too many, she yells that you are taking advantage
> If you fail to help her in crossing the street, you lack ethics
> If you do, she thinks it's just one of the man's tactics
> If you stare at other, she accuses you of flirting
> If she is stared by others, she says that they are just admiring
> If you talk, she wants you to listen
> If you listen, she wants you to talk
>
> Oh God! you created those creatures called "WOMEN'
>
> So simple, yet so complex
> So weak, yet so powerful
> So confusing, yet so desirable
>
> "O LORD, tell me what to do. AMEN"
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