Yang bahasa jawa nggak ada mas ?? ----- Original Message ----- From: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: <[email protected]> Sent: Thursday, September 22, 2005 1:45 AM Subject: e-ketawa :-) Pada jaman dahulu kala
> POSITIVE QUOTE OF THE DAY > ----------------------------- > > I had rather do and not promise than promise and not do. > > -- Arthur Warwick > > Far far away lived a beautiful Queen with voluptuous breasts, but Nick the > Dragon slayer knew the penalty for this desire would be death should he > try and touch them. > > One day he revealed his secret desire to Horatio, the Physician, who was > the King's chief doctor. > > Horatio the Physician exclaimed that he could arrange for Nick the Dragon > Slayer to satisfy his desire, but it would cost him 1,000 gold coins to > arrange it. > > Without pause, Nick the Dragon Slayer readily agreed to the scheme. > > The next day, Horatio the Physician made a batch of itching powder and > poured a little bit into the Queen's brassiere while she bathed. > > Soon after she dressed, the itching commenced and grew intense. > > Upon being summoned to the Royal Chambers to address this incident, > Horatio the Physician informed the King and Queen that only a special > saliva, if applied for four hours, would cure this type of itch, and that > tests had shown that only the saliva of Nick the Dragon Slayer would work > as the antidote to cure the itch. > > The King quickly summoned Nick the Dragon Slayer. > > Horatio the Physician then slipped Nick the Dragon Slayer the antidote for > the itching powder, which he quickly put into his mouth, and for the next > four hours, Nick worked passionately on the Queen's voluptuous and > magnificent breasts. > > The Queen's itching was eventually relieved, and Nick the Dragon Slayer > left satisfied and touted as a hero. > > Upon returning to his chamber, Nick the Dragon Slayer found Horatio the > Physician demanding his payment of 1,000 gold coins. > > With his obsession now satisfied, Nick the Dragon Slayer couldn't have > cared less and, knowing that Horatio the Physician could never report this > matter to the King, with a laugh just told him to get lost. > > The next day, Horatio the Physician slipped a massive dose of the same > itching powder into the King's underpants. > > The King immediately summoned Nick the Dragon Slayer.................. > > The moral of the story ? - Pay Your Bills !!!! BE THERE... GATH 4 E-KETAWA PONDOK INDAH MALL SAT,SEPT 16 2005 2 PM 'TILL DAWN... Ketawa dot Com - http://ketawa.com/ Yahoo! Groups Links <*> To visit your group on the web, go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/e-ketawa/ <*> To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] <*> Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to: http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/
