__________________________________ After three years of marriage, Kim was still questioning her husband about his lurid past. "C'mon, tell me," she asked for the thousandth time, "I know you've been with a lot of woman before. How many were there?" The husband replied, "Look, I don't want to upset you, there were many. Let's just leave it alone The wife continued to beg and plead and promised she wouldn't get angry.
Finally, the husband gave in. "Okay," he said, "Let's see, there was one, two, three, four, five, six, seven - then there's you -- nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen....." _________________________________________________ ______________________ A blonde and brunette were watching the 11 o'clock news. The news was about a man about ready to jump off a bridge. The brunette turns to the blonde and says, "I bet you $50 the man is going to jump." The blonde replies, "Okay you're on." Sure enough, the man jumps, and the blonde gives the brunette $50. The brunette says, "Listen, I can't accept this money. I watched the 5 o'clock news and saw the man jump then." "No, you have to take it," says the blonde. "I watched the 5 o'clock news too, but I didn't think he would do it again." _______________________________________________________________ Milis e-ketawa : tempat orang2 keren yg NO SARU & NO SARA peace yo..!! Ketawa dot Com - http://ketawa.com/ Yahoo! Groups Links <*> To visit your group on the web, go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/e-ketawa/ <*> To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] <*> Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to: http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/
