*ROMANCE MATHEMATICS *Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = affair* Dumb man + smart woman = marriage* ______________________________
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OFFICE ARITHMETIC*
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
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SHOPPING MATH *
A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.
A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need.
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GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS*
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
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HAPPINESS** **
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand
her at all.
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LONGEVITY** **
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more
willing to die.
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PROPENSITY TO CHANGE**
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
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DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE**
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.**
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SEND THIS TO A SMART WOMAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH AND TO THE SMART GUYS YOU KNOW
CAN HANDLE IT.*
*Regards**,*
*Rhatna** dewi*
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