*The 11thHusband....* A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband to "Please be gentle; I'm still a virgin". *
"What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times.?" ** "Well, husband#1 was a **Sales Representative; **he kept telling me how great it was going to be. ** "Husband # 2 was in **Software Services; **he was never really sure how it was suppose to function; but he said he'd look into it and get back with me. ** ** "Husband # 3 was from **Field Services; **he said that everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up. ** ** "Husband # 4 was in** **Telemarketing;** **even though he knew he had the **order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver. ** "Husband # 5 was an **Engineer, **he understood the basic process but he wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state of the-art method. ** "Husband #6 was from **Administration; **he thought he knew how but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not. ** "Husband # 7 was in **Marketing; **although he had a product, he was never sure how to position it. ** "Husband # 8 was a **Psychiatrist; **all he did was talk about it.** ** "Husband # 9 was a **Gynecologist; **all he did was look at it.** ** "Husband # 10 was a **Stamp Collector; **all he ever did was........ God I miss him. ** " But now that I've married you, I'm so excited". ** "Wonderful", said the husband, "but why?* * "Your're with the *"GOVERNMENT".. * This time *I KNOW I'M gonna get SCREWED."
