Nih, buat dion .... sisanya dilanjutkan sendiri yak. Buat yg laen kalo nggak ngerti, tanya aja sama dion.
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Dion menyuruh pembantunya : "Pergi siramin tanaman, ko"
Pembantu (Eko) : "Tapi lagi ujan bos"
Dion : "ya udah, bawa payung terus siramin tanamannya yak"
Dion sudah dapat jawaban dari pertanyaan "duluan mana ayam sama telur"
Dion : "ya... yang ente pesen pasti keluar duluan. Ente pesen ayam pasti
ayam keluar duluan.
Ente pesen telur pasti telur keluar duluan"
Tukang Pos : "saya sudah berjalan 5 kilo untuk mengantarkan suran ini buat
anda"
Dion : "Ngapain ente capek2, mendingan kirim pake pos aja"
Dion sama istrinya berniat untuk cerai. Hakim bertanya : "Gimana mau
bagi-bagi anak, anak kalian ada 3"
Dion : "Pak Hakim , kalo gitu kita cerainya taun depan aja deh"
Dion : "Kalo saya meninggal saya mau meninggal dengan bahagia seperti kakek,
nggak seperti penumpang lain di mobil yang teriak-teriak, padahal
kakek sudah capek2 nyetirin"
On 9/26/07, dion noid <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
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> TERJEMAHIN DONK BIAR ENAK DIBACA
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> *Sardar to his servant: Go and water the plants.
> Servant: It's already raining.
> Sardar: So what take an umbrella and go.
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> *Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question ever -
> What will come first, Chicken or egg?
> O Yaar, what ever U order first, will come first. *
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> *
> A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket
> match. All were busy writing except one Sardarji.
> He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!" *
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> Postman: - I Have To Come 5 Miles to Deliver U This Packet
> Sardar: - why did U come so far. Instead U could Have posted it.... *
>
> *A Sardar & his wife filed an application for Divorce.
> Judge asked: How'll U divide your kids, U"VE 3 children?
> Sardar replied: Ok! We'll apply NEXT YEAR **
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> *Sardar's wish: when I die, I wana die like my Grandpa who died peacefully
> in his sleep not Screaming like all d passengers in d car he was Driving..
> *
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> *A Teacher lecturing on population:*
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> *"In Indi a after every 10 secs a women gives birth to a kid. "* *
> A Sardar stands up- "We must find & stop her!. " **
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> A man: "Sardarji, tell me, why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in the
> evening not in the morning?" *
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> *Sardarji: ''Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM''.** *
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> <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Bogelindah/>
> <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Bogelindah/><http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Bogelindah/>
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> Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital.
> The Chinese friend just says "CHIN YU YAN" and dies.
> Sardarji goes to China to find the meaning of his friend's last Words.
> And finds It means "U R STANDNG ON the OXYGEN TUBE!" **
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> Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed.
> His wife asked what you are doing.
> He said-I am seeing how I look while sleeping. *
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> <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Bogelindah/>*
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> Why did Sardar cut the sides of the capsule before taking it? *
>
> *Guess what...
> To avoid side effects!!!**
> **__________________________________________________________________________
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> Man: Sardarji where were U born?
> Sardarji: Punjab .
> Man: Which part?
> Sardar: Oye part part kya kar raha hai, whole body Is born in Punjab
> Yaar". *
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> *Lawyer to Sardar: "Gita pe haath rakhkar kaho ke...... "
> Sardar :"Yeh kya, sita pe haath lagaya to court mein Bulaya. Ab fir gita
> pe haath!!"
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> *A Sardar saw a beautiful girl... He went and kissed her.... **
> Girl said- "What R U doing...?" **
> Sardar replied- "* <http://b.com/> *B.COM
> *<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Bogelindah/>
> *from Khalsa <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Bogelindah/> college,
> Chandigar" *
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> <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Bogelindah/>*
> Sardar: For the past one week a girl is disturbing Me. **
> I don't know how she got my no, she interrupts whenever I call someone and
> says "please recharge your card" **
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> A person went into the office kitchen one morning and found a Sardarni
> painting the walls. She was wearing a new fur coat and a nice denim jacket.
> Thinking this was a little strange, he asked her why she was wearing them
> rather than old clothes or an overall.
> She showed him the instructions on the tin, "For Best Results put on Two
> Coats" *
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> *A sardar was drawing money from ATM, *
>
> *The sardar behind him in the line said, "Ha! Ha! Haaa! I've seen ur
> password. Its 4 asterisks (****). "
> The first sardar replies, "Ha! Ha! Haaa! U R wrong, Its 1258" **
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> *Q:) How do U recognize a sardar in school or College???
> A:) They are the ones who erase their notebooks when the teacher erases
> the blackboard... BOLO tarara!! *
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> *
> Q:) Why did the sardarji sleep with a scale?
> A:) Because he wanted to measure how long he has Slept........ **
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> *Santa Singh MBBS
> After finishing his MBBS, Dr. Santa Singh starts his Own practice.
> He checked his first patient's Eyes, then the tongue, and finally the Ears
> using a torch.
> Finally he said Battery is Ok !!! *
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> A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.
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