>>>>>     EVOLUTION -- THE MONKEY'S VIEWPOINT
>>>>>
>>>>>   Three monkeys sat in a coconut tree
>>>>>   Discussing things as they're said to be.
>>>>>
>>>>>   Said one to the others, "Now listen you two,
>>>>>   There's a certain rumor that can't be true.
>>>>>
>>>>>   That man descended from our noble race.
>>>>>   The very idea!  It's a dire disgrace.
>>>>>
>>>>>   No monkey ever deserted his wife,
>>>>>   Starved his baby and ruined her life.
>>>>>
>>>>>   And you've never known a mother monk,
>>>>>   To leave her baby with others to bunk,
>>>>>
>>>>>   Or pass them on from one to the other,
>>>>>   Till they hardly know who is their mother.
>>>>>
>>>>>   And another thing you'll never see
>>>>>   A monk build a fence around a coconut tree,
>>>>>   And let the coconuts go to waste,
>>>>>   Forbidding all other monks a taste.
>>>>>   Why, if I put a fence around this tree,
>>>>>   Starvation would force you to steal from me.
>>>>>
>>>>>   Here's another thing a monk won't do,
>>>>>   Go out at night and get on a stew.
>>>>>   Or use a gun or club or knife,
>>>>>   To take some other Monkey's life.
>>>>>
>>>>>   Yes!  Man descended, the ornery cuss,
>>>>>   But, brother, he didn't descend from US!
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