I agree! This hardly seems like the place to bash the religon some people beleive in. We are supposed to be here to help one another. Is it really necessary? -SJ -----Original Message----- From: Kimberly & Brett <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: STUDIES IN WOMEN AND ENVIRONMENT <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Date: Saturday, December 19, 1998 6:13 PM Subject: Re: (Fwd) JOKE: Why God couldn't get a job at a major college > >What is up with the religion bashing jokes? > > >---------- >> From: Joe E. Dees <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> >> To: STUDIES IN WOMEN AND ENVIRONMENT <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> >> Subject: (Fwd) JOKE: Why God couldn't get a job at a major college >> Date: Friday, December 18, 1998 5:39 PM >> >> >> WHY GOD NEVER RECEIVED A JOB AT (Fill in the name of your local college). >> >> 1. He had only one major publication. >> 2. It was in Greek and Hebrew. >> 3. It had no references. >> 4. It wasn't published in a refereed journal. >> 5. Some even doubt he wrote it by himself. >> 6. It may be true that he created the world, but what has he done >> since then? >> 7. No record of working well with colleagues. >> 8. The scientific community has had a hard time replicating his results. >> 9. He never applied to the ethics board for permission to use human >subjects. >> 10. When one experiment went awry he tried to cover it by drowning his >> subjects. >> 11. When subjects didn't behave as predicted, he deleted them from the >> sample. >> 12. He rarely came to class, just told students to read the book. >> 13. Some say he had his son teach the class. >> 14. He expelled his first two students for learning. >> 15. Although there were only 10 requirements, most of his students failed >> his tests. >> 16. His office hours were infrequent and often held on limited access >> mountain tops. >>
