On Sun, 15 Sep 1996, Bill Lyons wrote:
> In message <3239c...@ncgwpc.syntellect.com> Ron Pickard writes: > > > > Hello out there, > > > > After a long week, I thought these entries would bring some chuckles and > > provide some insights this dark Friday. Enjoy.... > > Hutber's Law: > Improvement means deterioration. > > (Anon - can anyone provide the provenance?): > If you don't learn from your mistakes, why bother to make them? > > -- > Bill Lyons - b...@lyons.demon.co.uk / w.ly...@ieee.org > Priciples of Adversity Law of Probable Dispersion: What ever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed. Contingency Principle of Management: It all depends. Parkinson's Laws: Work expands to occupy time... Expenditures rise to meet income. Dibble's First Law of Sociology: Some do and some don't. First Rule of Motivation: To err is human, to forgive is not company policy. The Law of Verbal Burble: When all is said and done, more has been said than done. Skinner's Constant: That quantity which, when multiplied by, divided by, added to or substracted from the answer you get, gives you the answer you should have gotten. Marcroft's Corollary: If you think you can, or if you think you can't, your absolutely right Duane Marcroft - dm...@crl.com
