From the Could This Really Happen department. Received from a friend 
and sent to the list by Scott Douglas.
 



A Queensland, Australia farmer's wife called Telstar to report that her 
telephone failed to ring when her friends called, and that on a the few 
occasions when it did ring, her dog always moaned right before the phone 
rang.
 
The linesman proceeded to the scene, curious to see this psychic dog 
or the senile lady.  
He climbed a telephone pole, hooked in his test set, and dialed the 
subscriber's house.  
 
The phone didn't ring right away, but then the dog moaned and the 
telephone began to ring.
 
Climbing down from the pole, the linesman found:
 
The dog was tied to the telephone system's ground wire via a steel chain 
and collar.  The wire connection to the ground rod was loose.  The dog 
was receiving 90 volts of signaling current when the number was called. 
After a couple of jolts, the dog would start moaning and then urinate. 
The wet ground would complete the circuit, thus causing the phone to 
ring.  All of which demonstrates that some problems CAN be solved by 
p***ing and moaning.

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