None of this happened at my place of employment. But it did happen somewhere. Rated PG-13.
Manager - bad! very bad compliance dog! Compliance Engineer - woof? M - sit compliance guy, sit CE - grrrrrrr M - down boy, I said sit CE - woooo M - now roll over and put your paw on the report CE - grrrrrrr M - down boy, I said release to production Ce - growwwwllllll M - ok then, off the furniture and out to the back yard CE - whimperrr M - tell HR to go to the pound and find another dog CE - howwwwlllllllll....oaoooooohhhhhhooooooo M - and have HR shut up that compliance dog before the neighbors complain HR - meow M - there you are - and clean up the big pile of doo-doo on the lab floor HR - hssssss M - shut up and get these doggie obedience problems fixed HR - meh ROORWRRRRR HSSSSSS M - geez these cats are worse than the dogs. will have to try goldfish fish - bloop bloop M - get out of that bowl and onto the bench fish - leap...splat M - do not just flop around, get the type and EMC tests done fish - flop flop bleep M - HR, do something about the fish's failure to perform HR - pounce...eat...meow M - geez you just consumed the latest worker HR - meoowwww? M - will have to let the compliance dog back in; come here boy. now dog. CE - woof woof slobber M - you are making a mess, get to work CE - woof, hump hump hump M - get off of my leg you degenerate compliance dog! - ---------------------------------------------------------------- This message is from the IEEE Product Safety Engineering Society emc-pstc discussion list. To post a message to the list, send your e-mail to <[email protected]> All emc-pstc postings are archived and searchable on the web at: http://product-compliance.oc.ieee.org/ Graphics (in well-used formats), large files, etc. can be posted to that URL. Website: http://www.ieee-pses.org/ Instructions: http://listserv.ieee.org/request/user-guide.html List rules: http://www.ieee-pses.org/listrules.html For help, send mail to the list administrators: Scott Douglas <[email protected]> Mike Cantwell <[email protected]> For policy questions, send mail to: Jim Bacher: <[email protected]> David Heald: <[email protected]>
