Hu Jian To


This taped conversation in the Oval Office has been leaked to the Washington 
Post:
George: Condi!  Nice to see you.  What's happening?
Condi:  Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
George: Great. Lay it on me.
Condi:  Hu is the new leader of China.
George: That's what I want to know.
Condi:  That's what I'm telling you.
George: That's what I'm asking you.  Who is the new leader of China?
Condi:  Yes.
George: I mean the fellow's name.
Condi:  Hu.
George: The guy in China.
Condi:  Hu.
George: The new leader of China.
Condi:  Hu.
George: The Chinaman!
Condi:  Hu is leading China.
George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
Condi:  I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
Condi:  That's the man's name.
George: That's who's name?
Condi:  Yes.
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of 
China?
Condi:  Yes, sir.
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle 
East.
Condi:  That's correct.
George: Then who is in China?
Condi:  Yes, sir.
George: Yassir is in China?
Condi:  No, sir.
George: Then who is?
Condi:  Yes, sir.
George: Yassir?
Condi:  No, sir.
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get 
me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
Condi:  Kofi?
George: No, thanks.
Condi:  You want Kofi?
George: No.
Condi:  You don't want Kofi.
George: No.  But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And 
then get me the      U.N.
Condi:  Yes, sir.
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condi:  Kofi?
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
Condi:  And call who?
George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
Condi:  Hu is the guy in China.
George: Will you stay out of China?!
Condi:  Yes, sir.
George: And stay out of the Middle East!  Just get me the guy at the  U.N.
Condi:  Kofi.
George: All right!  With cream and two sugars.  Now get on the phone.
(Condi picks up the phone.)
Condi:  Rice, here.
George: Rice?  Good idea.  And a couple of egg rolls, too.  Maybe we should 
send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East.  Can you get Chinese 
food in the Middle East?





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