Stress Reliever #1
Wife :
You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Hubby : When
there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your
picture and the
problem disappears.
Wife : You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Hubby : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can
there be greater than this
one?"
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Stress
Reliever # 2
Girl:
When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles
and lighten
your burden.
Boy: It's very kind of ! you, darling, But I don't have any
worries or
troubles.
Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet.
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Stress
Reliever # 3
Son:
Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to
give up my
seat to a lady.
Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
Son: But mum, I
was sitting on daddy's
lap.
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Stress
Reliever # 4
Wife to
husband: "What's your excuse for coming home at this time of the
night?"
Husband to wife: "Golfing with friends, my dear."
Wife to
husband: "What? At 2 am?!"
Husband to wife: "Yes, We used night
clubs."
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Stress
Reliever # 5
Father
to son after exam: "let me see your report card."
Son: "My friend just
borrowed it. He wants to scare his
parents."
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Stress
Reliever # 6
A
teacher asked her class for sentences using the word "beans"..
"My father
grows beans," said one student.
"My father cooks beans," said
another.
Then little Johnny spoke up: "We are all human beans."
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Stress
Reliever # 7
Interviewer
to Millionaire: "To whom do you owe your success as a
millionaire
to?"
Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife."
Interviewer: "Wow, she
must be some woman. What were you before you
married her?"
Millionaire: "A
Billionaire"
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Stress
Reliever # 8
Girl to
her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever.
The guy replies: Thanks
for the
warning.
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Stress
Reliever # 9
A
husband was asked: Do you talk to your wife after sex?
He replied: Depends,
if I can find a phone.
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Stress
Reliever # 10
