[ex-be2de] ITALIAN COMPLAINT LETTER

[Yusuf Wibisono]

lumayan 
buat latihan bahasa italian-inggris boleh senyum walaupn 
terlambat...hepi nais wik-ensalam,
 
The Italiano tourist wrote a complaint letter to the Manager 
of a hotel in London. The letter read as follows: 
 
Dear Signor DiretorreNow I am tella you the story 
how I was treated at your hotella. I am comma from Palermo as tourist to 
London and stay as a young man at your hotella. When I comma in my room I 
see no shit in my bed. How can I sleep with no shit in my bed? I calla down the 
Receptione and tell: "I wanna shit". They tella me 
"Go to the toillett". I said "No, no. I wanna shit 
in my bed". They said "You betta not shit in your 
bed, you sonnawabitch ". 
What is sonnawabitch?!
I go down to ristorante for breakfast. I order bacon and 
eggs and two pisses of toast. I getta only one piss of toast. I tella 
waitress and point to toast "I wanna piss".  
She tella me "Go to the toillett". 
I say "No, no. I wanna piss on my plate". 
She then say to me "You bloody fella better not piss 
on the plate, you sonnawabitch". Second person who 
do not even know me and call me sonnawabitch!
What is sonnawabitch? 
Later I go dinner into restorante.  Spoon and knife is laid but no fock. I 
tella waitress "I wanna fock", and she tella me "Sure everybody wanna 
fock". I tell her "No, No. You don't 
understand me. I wanna fock on the table". 
She then tell me "So you sonnawabitch, wanna fock on the table? Get 
your ass outa here!" So I go to the receptione and ask for bills. I no wanna stay in your hotel no more. When 
I have pay the bills, The porter say to me  
"Thank you and piss be with you". I say "Piss on you too, you 
sonnawabitch". I go back to Italy! I never 
more comma stay in your hotella, 

You sonnawabitch.





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