Kelihatannya Maruwai Coal bakalan jadi tambang terunik di
Indonesia...karena karyawan/calon karyawannya unik semua...ilmunya
buannyak. ada yang ahli bunga...ahli sate....ahli catut nama orang
lain...ahli ngasih tips.................................... ahli apalagi
ya???
"Joko Indratmo"
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exbhp
Bang irfan untuk tips 12 kita harus tahu betul status calon
selingkuhan....jangan sampe ngaku nama boss tapi ternyata mantan
selingkuhannya boss.....jangan sampe ada pertanyaan ada berapa nama "indra"
(contoh juga) sich diproyek kok sudah ada dua orang indra dengan kerjaan
yang sama datang kesini........
-----Original Message-----
From: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
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Sent: Wednesday, 10 August 2005 11:55 AM
To: [email protected]
Subject: [exbhp] Re: FW: 10 Tips Selingkuh Aman
Tip 12. Supaya aman, identitas anda sebaiknya menggunakan nama bos
anda
contoh si Awin mau selingkuh kemudian perkenalkan namanya sebagai "
Indra", pasti aman dan gampang khan?????
From: [email protected] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On
Behalf Of Joko Indratmo
Sent: Wednesday, August 10, 2005 11:53 AM
To: [email protected]
Subject: [exbhp] Re: FW: 10 Tips Selingkuh Aman
Tips 11 :
Jangan informasikan temen selingkuhan anda ke ucok, nancy atau
Marsudi nanti diintip.
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From: tommy chandra [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent: Wednesday, 10 August 2005 8:10 AM
To: [email protected]
Subject: [exbhp] FW: 10 Tips Selingkuh Aman
From: Pet United [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent: Monday, 1 August 2005 3:18 PM
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]; dion graminea; Tommy Chandra;
kusumawati wiyono; olga; Valens S. Hascaryo
Subject: 10 Tips Selingkuh Aman
10 tips untuk berselingkuh dengan aman:
1. Jangan melakukan lebih 2x, karena kalau lebih dari 2x
perasaan Anda
akan berbicara. Kalau udah begini tahi kucing bisa srasa
coklat.
Keluarga di rumah bisa nggak diingat.
2. Cari partner selingkuh yang sejajar baik dari segi ekonomi
maupun
mental. Kalau partner selingkuh Anda ekonomi lemah, Anda akan
diporoti
habis-habisan. Anda akan ditelpon 57x sehari. Kursi yang anda
duduki bisa
panas bagai bara.
3. Bila partner selingkuh sudah menunjukkan gejala-gejala
cinta, segera
tinggalkan. Kalau Anda terlambat maka partner selingkuh Anda
akan
berubah jadi "ingus". Kalau udah nempel ditangan, dikibas-kibas
kagak mau
lepas...ampuuuuun kasian deh loeee.
4. Jangan mengobral harapan, terutama kalau partner Anda
termasuk
berwajah cantik/ganteng tapi IQ jongkok. Anda bisa dikejar
terus dengan
janji Anda yang mau mengawini, membelikan ini, itu dll.
5. Bikin perjanjian di depan, semacam pre-nuptial agreement
begitu.
Bahwa hubungan ini hanya akan begini dan begitu dan tak lebih
dan tak
kurang dari itu.
6. Hal terpenting dalam dunia perselingkuhan, jangan sampai
Anda
jatuh cinta. Kalau Anda type yang mesti jatuh cinta kalau
selingkuh,
lebih baik Anda kawin lagi atau cerai dan kawin lagi.
7. Jangan sekali-kali berpikir untuk menekan "per unit cost".
Kalau
Anda
type pelit lebih baik tidak usah coba-coba selingkuh, kecuali
kalau
Anda di pihak yang "diongkosi".
8. Lakukan pada siang/pagi hari, lebih sulit dilacak dan lebih
mudah
dan
banyak waktu untuk menghilangkan jejak.
9. Kelemahan Anda adalah identitas Anda, cari juga kelemahan
partner
selingkuh Anda. Sehingga score tetap 1:1 terus.
10. Jangan lupa pakai "protection".
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