[exbhp] Re: Lowongan BHPBilliton, kompas 14 Agustus 2005

Tue, 16 Aug 2005 00:03:36 -0700

Title: RE: [exbhp] Re: Lowongan BHPBilliton, kompas 14 Agustus 2005

Kayaknya ada yang kurang Pak Irfan

Yaitu For – Next (lihat dibawah)

 

Hady

From: [email protected] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent: Tuesday, 16 August 2005 2:56 PM
To: [email protected]
Subject: [exbhp] Re: Lowongan BHPBilliton, kompas 14 Agustus 2005

 

Hua...ha....ha....ha....

Ketik BHPB <space> nama pelamar <space> usia <space> photo, lalu kirim [EMAIL PROTECTED]

 

Saya akan mencoba menterjemahkan bahasanya om Indra dalam Algoritm orang komputer

 For  exbhp = 1 to 2000

If "Jenis kelamin" = wanita

   If Umur >=20 and Umur <=25

      HRD = 'selamat anda jadi sekertaris'

   else

     HRD = "maaf kami mencari wanita muda dan seksi"

   endif

Else

   <laki-laki>

   If Umur >=30 and Umur <=45

      HRD = "selamat bergabung"

   else

      HRD = "Maaf anada terlalu tua, sebaiknya jadi supplier BHP saja"

   endif

Endif

 Next exbhp

 

From: [email protected] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Diannanjaya, Indra I
Sent: Tuesday, August 16, 2005 2:14 PM
To: [email protected]
Subject: [exbhp] Re: Lowongan BHPBilliton, kompas 14 Agustus 2005

Jangan khawatir om dan tante, semua lamaran akan betul2 diperhatikan,
makanya pastikan kirim foto anda yang paling ganteng dan cantik dan
kalau bisa terlihat muda. Kalau perlu cukurlah kumis dan jenggot anda
supaya terlihat awet muda.
Sebenarnya ada juga satu posisi yang dibuka tapi tidak diumumkan yaitu
Entertaintment and Dugem Manager, nah untuk yang satu ini banyak yang
benar2 kompeten misalnya Om Irfan atau Om Awin.

Eh ngomong2....ampun Bukopinnnnnn....Maruwai "diserang" oleh orang2
exBHP.....

-----Original Message-----
From: [email protected] [mailto:[email protected]] On Behalf
Of [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent: Tuesday, August 16, 2005 1:51 PM
To: [email protected]
Subject: [exbhp] Re: Lowongan BHPBilliton, kompas 14 Agustus 2005

 

Mungkin yang paling penting di sini adalah bagaimana menyeleksi orang
yang tepat,menginterview orang yang tepat, menerima orang yang tepat,
menempatkan orang yang tepat di posisi yang tepat sehingga tepat
sasaran, tepat guna, tepat dimata managemen maruwai, tepat waktu,
tepat...tepat...tepat...tepat.... Dan ex-BHP salah satu pilihan yang
TEPAT !!!!! ha...ha...ha...ha...ha....ha....ha.....

Berakit-rakit ke hulu, berenang-renang ketepian
Bersakit-sakit dahulu, bersenang-senang kemudian
Bercerai-berai dahulu, berjumpa lagi di BHP
Beramai-ramai melamar, hanya sedikit yang di panggil
Sedikit yang di panggil, lebih sedikit yang di diterima

 

Om Indra mana suaramu dan puisimu lagi....

 

-----Original Message-----
From: [email protected] [mailto:[email protected]] On Behalf
Of shobirin mohammad
Sent: Tuesday, August 16, 2005 1:20 PM
To: [email protected]
Subject: [exbhp] Re: Lowongan BHPBilliton, kompas 14 Agustus 2005

Mungkin Ikatan Keluarga ExBHP (he.ehe..he.. ngarang.. nih), bisa halo2
ke manajemen Maruwai supaya anggotanya bisa dipertimbangkan, ...
Lebih bagus lagi kalau jadi "preferensi" untuk direkrut, karena sudah
familiar dengan corporate culturenya, sedangkan perusahaan nggak perlu
capek2 lagi ngasih training banyak2, kecuali utk hal2 yg baru atau
refrehment....
Sounds good kan? Gimana Om Indra???

salam

 

On 8/16/05, [EMAIL PROTECTED] <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
wrote:
> Bus Damri kali....,
> 
> ________________________________
> From: [email protected] [mailto:[email protected]] On Behalf

> Of tommy chandra
> Sent: Tuesday, August 16, 2005 12:10 PM
>
> To: [email protected]
> Subject: [exbhp] Re: Lowongan BHPBilliton, kompas 14 Agustus 2005
>
>
> kayaknya kan gak perlu berkompetisi lagi, karna semua ex BHP udah
> sangat kompeten dan mempunyai bidang masing2 ..bujur kalo?..
> jadi sesama ex bhp dilarang saling nyerobot hehehe..
> 
> Salam
> Tommy
> 
> ________________________________
> From: [email protected] [mailto:[email protected]] On Behalf

> Of Suryadi
> Sent: Tuesday, 16 August 2005 11:22 AM
> To: [email protected]
> Subject: [exbhp] Re: Lowongan BHPBilliton, kompas 14 Agustus 2005
>
>
>
> Saya ikutan juga deh....selamat berkompetisi semoga sukses.
>
> Salam,
>
> Suryadi (ex-Satui)
>
>

 

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