Yoda confesses "Trouble with grammar have I" The Force is no help.
-Ben- Ben M. Schorr, MVP-Outlook, CNA, MCPx3 Director of Information Services Damon Key Leong Kupchak Hastert http://www.hawaiilawyer.com > -----Original Message----- > From: Soysal, Serdar [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] > Sent: Friday, January 04, 2002 5:52 AM > To: Exchange Discussions > Subject: RE: Was: Question from a troll to a Yoda - Now: RFC Question > > > Yoda out today > Couldn't take bad hair day > Poor green old master > > -----Original Message----- > From: Allan Johnson [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] > Sent: Friday, January 04, 2002 10:31 AM > To: Exchange Discussions > Subject: RE: Was: Question from a troll to a Yoda - Now: RFC Question > > > understanding why > bumblebees, pigs, flat birds fly > ask Yoda you must > > My whack at an answer on Haiku Fri. > > -----Original Message----- > From: Soysal, Serdar [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] > Sent: Friday, January 04, 2002 9:44 AM > To: Exchange Discussions > Subject: RE: Was: Question from a troll to a Yoda - Now: RFC Question > > > Time flies like a bird, fruit flies like a banana. > > -----Original Message----- > From: Jennifer Baker [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] > Sent: Friday, January 04, 2002 9:37 AM > To: Exchange Discussions > Subject: RE: Was: Question from a troll to a Yoda - Now: RFC Question > > > Once again, this group is not focusing on the discussion. > L = (1/2) d v2 s CL > If you want to figure flying pigs into this equation, I'll > have to get back to you tomorrow. > > You people are impossible. > > -----Original Message----- > From: John Matteson [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] > Sent: Friday, January 04, 2002 6:27 AM > To: Exchange Discussions > Subject: RE: Was: Question from a troll to a Yoda - Now: RFC Question > > > The same can be said here in the (somewhat) United States. > There has been a plague infesting honeybee hives for several > years now. Bee population numbers are falling into the > toilet, although I don't believe that the plague is having an > effect on Africanized bees. > > John Matteson; Exchange Manager > Geac Corporate Infrastructure Systems and Standards > (404) 239 - 2981 > > With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. - RFC 1925 > > > > -----Original Message----- > From: Bendall, Paul [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] > Sent: Friday, January 04, 2002 8:11 AM > To: Exchange Discussions > Subject: RE: Was: Question from a troll to a Yoda - Now: RFC Question > > > Pretty much as I understand the latest theory of bee flight > but put much better than I could have done. But it does prove > that the formula presented by Jennifer may not hold true for > everything that flies. However, is a deflated bird flying or > just a projectile being shot from some device? > > Coming back to bees it is with great sadness to know that at > least the humble bumble bee in Britain is reducing in > numbers, no more honey for us! > > Paul > > -----Original Message----- > From: Martin Tuip [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] > Sent: 04 January 2002 13:04 > To: Exchange Discussions > Subject: RE: Was: Question from a troll to a Yoda - Now: RFC Question > > > > Obviously bumble bees do fly but no fixed wing study in a > conventional wind tunnel has shown how enough lift can be > generated to lift the huge mass of a bumble bee (compared to > its wing size). A wide range of studies have been done in > recent years to try to understand the bee's unique method of flying. > > > Insects like the bee do not flap their wings up and down as > one might think. The movement of their wings is forward and > backward. Lay your right hand on the table (palm down) and > move it to the left. That is what the bee does as the first > part of its wing beat. This movement produces lift because > your hand produces the same effect as an airplane wing. Air > moving over the top produces a low pressure because of the > greater curvature, a principal known as Bernoulli's > principal. Now flip your hand over (palm up) and return it to > its original position. > > Computer studies shown that the timing of the flip is > critical. The wake of the forward stroke allows the wing to > recapture energy as the wing is moved back. There is a surge > of forces on the wing as this happens which provides great > lift at minimal energy. Dr. Adrian Thomas of Oxford > University says, "The whole system is a lot more complicated > than we thought." A lot remains to be done to understand > this, but the maneuverability and efficiency of it indicates > man needs to understand to improve his own methods of flying. > > To suggest that such systems come about by chance strains > credibility to the limit. The enormous complexity of the > motion, the design of the wings to do the flying, and the > support system that moves the wing all speaks of highly > planned and designed structures that we still do not totally > understand. > > > Does that answer your question? > > Martin Tuip > MVP Exchange > Exchange 2000 Listowner > www.exchange-mail.org > > -----Original Message----- > From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] > [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] On Behalf Of Bendall, Paul > Sent: Friday, January 04, 2002 1:59 PM > To: Exchange Discussions > Subject: RE: Was: Question from a troll to a Yoda - Now: RFC Question > > > I am impressed with all this theory but to digress slightly, > can you explain how a bee flies? > > Paul > > -----Original Message----- > From: Martin Tuip [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] > Sent: 04 January 2002 12:55 > To: Exchange Discussions > Subject: RE: Was: Question from a troll to a Yoda - Now: RFC Question > > > You forgot the cross wind factor. > > > Martin Tuip > MVP Exchange > Exchange 2000 Listowner > www.exchange-mail.org > > -----Original Message----- > From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] > [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] On Behalf Of > Jennifer Baker > Sent: Friday, January 04, 2002 1:49 PM > To: Exchange Discussions > Subject: RE: Was: Question from a troll to a Yoda - Now: RFC Question > > > How fast does a deflated bird fly? > > (Translated from Office XP Thesaurus) > > If it's deflated then it's flat. Therefore: > L = (1/2) d v2 s CL > L = Lift, which must equal the Bird's weight in pounds > d = density of the air. This will change due to altitude. > v = velocity of a flat bird expressed in feet per second > s = the wing area of the bird in square feet > CL = Coefficient of lift > > Looks like you have left out L, d, s and cl. Therefore it's > a trick question. > > -----Original Message----- > From: Ed Crowley [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] > Sent: Thursday, January 03, 2002 8:29 PM > To: Exchange Discussions > Subject: RE: Was: Question from a troll to a Yoda - Now: RFC Question > > > What is the air speed velocity of an unladen sparrow? > > Ed Crowley MCSE+I MVP > Tech Consultant > Compaq Computer > "There are seldom good technological solutions to behavioral > problems." > > -----Original Message----- > From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] > [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]On Behalf Of > Daniel Chenault > Sent: Thursday, January 03, 2002 1:55 PM > To: Exchange Discussions > Subject: Re: Was: Question from a troll to a Yoda - Now: RFC Question > > > You asked three questions: > What is your name? > What is your quest? > What is your favorite color? > > ----- Original Message ----- > From: "Andy David" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > To: "Exchange Discussions" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > Sent: Thursday, January 03, 2002 3:38 PM > Subject: RE: Was: Question from a troll to a Yoda - Now: RFC Question > > > > You didnt answer my last question. ;) > > > > > > -----Original Message----- > > From: Daniel Chenault [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] > > Sent: Thursday, January 03, 2002 4:14 PM > > To: Exchange Discussions > > Subject: Re: Was: Question from a troll to a Yoda - Now: > RFC Question > > > > > > After 5.5 SP2 the Received headers were counted. The limit > is set to > > 512 I believe (don't know if this can be changed). Does the RFC say > > what constitutes a trivial loop? Not really. > > > > ----- Original Message ----- > > From: "Andy David" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > > To: "Exchange Discussions" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > > Sent: Thursday, January 03, 2002 2:47 PM > > Subject: RE: Was: Question from a troll to a Yoda - Now: > RFC Question > > > > > > > Since we are on this subject again, maybe someone can answer this > > > for me since I got nary a response last time: > > > > > > 6.2 Loop Detection > > > > > > Simple counting of the number of "Received:" headers > in a message > has > > > proven to be an effective, although rarely optimal, method of > > > detecting loops in mail systems. SMTP servers using this > technique > > > SHOULD use a large rejection threshold, normally at least 100 > > > Received entries. Whatever mechanisms are used, servers MUST > contain > > > provisions for detecting and stopping trivial loops. > > > > > > What mechanism does Exchange use to detect and stop loops? What > > > constitutes a "trivial loop"? Are these stupid questions? > > > > > > > > > Andy > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > -----Original Message----- > > > From: Chris Scharff [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] > > > Sent: Thursday, January 03, 2002 3:21 PM > > > To: Exchange Discussions > > > Subject: RE: Question from a troll to a Yoda > > > > > > > > > If you take the time to read RFC2821 you can answer those > questions, > > > > and many others for yourself. > http://www.faqs.org/rfcs/rfc2821.html > > > > > > Chris > > > -- > > > Chris Scharff > > > Senior Sales Engineer > > > MessageOne > > > If you can't measure, you can't manage! > > > > > > > > > > -----Original Message----- > > > > From: Tener, Richard [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] > > > > Sent: Thursday, January 03, 2002 2:29 PM > > > > To: Exchange Discussions > > > > Subject: RE: Question from a troll to a Yoda > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > um... is it really not obvious? > > > > > > > > 1) There are too many recipients in the email (that's the TO: > line) > > > > Whats the max amount would this be on the my server or the > > > > recievers server > > > > 2) The email is larger than the message limit (that > means it's too > > > > big) > > > > and what is the limit in size that someone can send out. > > > > -- Drew > > > > ******************************** > > > > Visit http://www.drewncapris.net! Go! Go there now! > "Each time a > > > > person stands up for an idea, or acts to improve the lot of > > > > others, or strikes out against injustice, (s)he sends > forth a tiny > > > > ripple of hope, and crossing each other from a million > different > > > > centers of energy and daring, those ripples build a > current that > > > > can sweep down the mightiest walls of oppression and > resistance." > > > > --Robert F. 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