Thanks for the info. Every night before I go to bed, I stand in front on the mirror, and just keep saying, "Yes, dear!" over and over. I want to be prepared.
-----Original Message----- From: Snook, Kevin S (ITD) [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] Sent: Wednesday, January 16, 2002 10:53 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: Exchange Book I was reading a book on my honeymoon night entitled "Women - what you need to know". It included the following (sorry Missy and Michele - but I guess you know this stuff): 1. "Fine" This is the word women use at the end of any argument when they feel they are right but can't stand to hear you argue any longer. It means that you should shut up. (NEVER use "fine" to describe how she looks. This will cause you to have one of those arguments.) 2. "Five minutes" This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so women feel that it's an even trade. 3. "Nothing" "Nothing" means something and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually signifies an argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with the word "Fine." 4. "Go Ahead" (with raised eyebrows) This is NOT permission; it's a dare! If you mistake it for permission, the result will be the woman will get upset over "Nothing" and you'll have a "five-minute" discussion that will end with the word "Fine." 5. "Go Ahead" (normal eyebrows) This is NOT permission, either. It means "I give up" or "do what you want because I don't care." You will get a raised eyebrow "Go Ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by "Nothing" and "Fine" and she will talk to you in about "Five Minutes" when she cools off. 6. "Loud Sigh" This is not actually a word, but is still often a verbal statement. Very frequently misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are a complete idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing!." 7. "Soft Sigh" Again, not a word, but a verbal statement. "Soft Sighs" are one of the few things that some men actually understand. It means she is momentarily content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe in the hope that the moment will last a bit longer. 8. "Oh" This word -- followed by any statement -- is trouble. Example; "Oh, let me get that". Or, "Oh, I talked to him about what you were doing last night." If she says "Oh" before a statement, run, do not walk, to the nearest exit. She will tell you that she is "Fine" when she is done tossing your clothes out the window, but do not expect her to talk to you for at least two days. ("Oh" as the lead to a sentence usually signifies that you are caught in a lie. Do not try to lie more to get out of it, or you will get a raised eyebrows "Go ahead," sometimes followed by acts so unspeakable that I can't bring myself to write about them. 9. "That's Okay" This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can say to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding what the penalty will be for whatever you have done. "That's Okay" is often used with the word "Fine" and in conjunction with a raised eyebrow "Go Ahead." Once she has had time to plan it out, you are in for some mighty big trouble. 10. "Please Do" This is not a statement, it is an offer. The woman is giving you the chance to come up with an excuse for what you have done. In other words, a chance to get yourself into even more trouble. If you handle this correctly, you shouldn't get a "That's Okay." 11. "Thanks" The woman is thanking you. Don't faint and don't look for hidden meaning. Just say "you're welcome." 12. "Thanks A Lot" "Thanks A Lot" is dramatically different from "Thanks." A woman will say "Thanks A Lot" when she is really ticked off at you. It is usually followed by the "Loud Sigh." This signifies that you have hurt her in some callous way. Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh," as she will only tell you "Nothing." -----Original Message----- From: Callan, Chris [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] Sent: 16 January 2002 14:54 To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: Exchange Book Hey, I consider myself multitasking. Shouldn't be a problem, just be sure to blurt out the occasional "Oh Yeah" "Oh Baby" and I should be fine. -----Original Message----- From: Neil Hobson [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] Sent: Wednesday, January 16, 2002 9:49 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: Exchange Book And your wife-to-be would be less than impressed if you spent the honeymoon night reading Exchange books. :-) Neil -----Original Message----- From: Callan, Chris [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] Posted At: 16 January 2002 14:44 Posted To: Sunbelt Exchange List Conversation: Exchange Book Subject: RE: Exchange Book but for a need basis of the books you mentioned which would be the best to purchase right now. i don't want to spend 6 hundred dollars in one month, especially cause I am getting married this year. -----Original Message----- From: Snook, Kevin S (ITD) [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] Sent: Wednesday, January 16, 2002 10:27 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: Exchange Book Excellent, can I come and work there? - my reading materials cost me about $550 last year and that's without MSDN! At least I get to join the Amazon frequent flyers club!! Kevin -----Original Message----- From: Callan, Chris [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] Sent: 16 January 2002 14:39 To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: Exchange Book Sounds good, but one good thing about where I work, I can purchase a book, but just fill out a form, and my employers will pay for it as long as it is work related. -----Original Message----- From: Snook, Kevin S (ITD) [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] Sent: Wednesday, January 16, 2002 10:20 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: Exchange Book Managing Microsoft Exchange Server ISBN: 1565925459, if my eyesight is any good. Sue Mosher's book is an excellent starting point for programming Outlook although I would also have to say Siegfried Weber's book and Raffaele Piemonte's book are equally as good. They each cover different stuff so don't be stingey with your reading budget and buy them all - it's worth it in the long run. Kevin -----Original Message----- From: Callan, Chris [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] Sent: 16 January 2002 14:30 To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: Exchange Book What's the title of Paul's 5.5 book. I am trying to get a book that goes into good detail about the functionality of all the exchanger connecters, and services. Also am looking at getting Programming MS Outlook and MS Exchange for Forms creations, and so forth, would this be a good book to get. -----Original Message----- From: Neil Hobson [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] Sent: Wednesday, January 16, 2002 9:22 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: Exchange Book Oh dear, I went into 2000 mode there when we were talking 5.5. Doh! In that case, you need Paul Robichaux's 5.5 book. Neil -----Original Message----- From: Neil Hobson Posted At: 16 January 2002 14:19 Posted To: Sunbelt Exchange List Conversation: Exchange Book Subject: RE: Exchange Book Tony Redmond's book is good for overall planning and understanding of the product, but can go deeply into some areas that you might not want to know. Also, the Digital Press book "Exchange 2000 Infrastructure Design" looks good - has anyone here read it fully yet? I must say that I quite like the MS Press books for the 70-224 and 70-225 exams; they cover good info and somewhat surprisingly relate to real-life situations and not just exam material! The Resource Kit seems a little dated now - I guess we could do with a new "Notes from the Field" type book here. Neil -----Original Message----- From: Callan, Chris [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] Posted At: 16 January 2002 14:02 Posted To: Sunbelt Exchange List Conversation: Exchange Book Subject: RE: Exchange Book Really, would there be any exchange books that you would recommend Kevin. Intermediate to Advanced. -----Original Message----- From: Snook, Kevin S (ITD) [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] Sent: Wednesday, January 16, 2002 9:40 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: RE: Exchange Book Sorry, but it's cr*p. There is nothing in the book that you can't read (sometimes even verbatim) off the MS website. Kevin -----Original Message----- From: Callan, Chris [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] Sent: 16 January 2002 13:47 To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: Exchange Book I just purchased Exchanger Server 5.5 Secrets by Robert Guaraldi. Anybody want to express their opinions on whether it is a good book or not. 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