My attempts - in-line: On Fri, Aug 29, 2008 at 8:47 AM, Sherry Abercrombie <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > The window lickers went on strike yesterday. I was too sexy for their > shirts...too sexy for my shirt...but not too sexy for my Kia. And they
1. ? 2. I'm Too Sexy, Right Said Fred > didn't like that I wore my sunglasses at night while driving my Little Red > Corvette. So they jammed to Panama and told me they were coming back to get 3. Sunglasses at Night, Corey Hart 4. Panama, Van Halen 5. ? > me. One window licker pulled his tongue off of the windshield and screamed, > "If I had a photograph of you...there would be something to remind me..." 6. ? 7. Something There to Remind Me, Naked Eyes > So, with a Rebel Yell I hollered back, "I want more, more, more! And I will 8. Rebel Yell, Billy *mf* Idol > shake you all night long!" So I jammed in my fast machine that I keep the > motor clean, and it looks like I will be dancing with myself for awhile. 9. Shook Me All Night Long, ACDC 10. Dancing With Myself, Billy Idol > This situation is spinning right 'round...like a record baby...'round, 11. Spin Me Round (like a record), Dead or Alive (and the guy who sings that got waaay to much plastic surgery to look like a woman - Google it for a freak-out!) > 'round. You don't mess with a missionary man! I know, I know. I hear you > dudes - I need to relax and don't do it, but what if I want to go through > it? 12. Missionary Man, Eurythmics 13. Relax, Frankie Goes to Holly Wood > The shortbusians need to know that I am the king of rock, there is none > higher, and all their MC's will call me sire...and that to rock my kingdom > they must use fire, cause I won't stop rock'in 'til I retire! Until then, 14. King of Rock, Run DMC > they can listen to me on the Mexican Radio as they drive to Panama, and 15. Mexican Radio, Wall of Voodoo 16. Panama, Van Halen > listen in stereo. Besides, they all wear pink and live in pink houses. I 17. Pink Houses, John Cougar Melloncamp > know they look pretty in pink, and I tell them all of the time "dudes, what 18. Pretty in Pink, Psychedelic Furs > I like about you, is that you are the sultans of swing. But I wear my > sunglasses at night because you freaks are blinding me with science." 19. What I like About You, The Romantics 20. Sultans of Swing, Dire Straits 21. Sunglasses at Night, Corey Hart 22. Blinding Me with Science, Thomas Dolby > Chief window licker stopped the car and pulled out a sledgehammer, she is a 23. Sledgehammer, Peter Gabriel > goody two shoes, but had a look in her eyes that creeped me out. I think 24. Goody Two Shoes, Adam Ant 25. ? > she was thinking about burning down the house. She came at me with pure > energy, while turning Japanese. One dude turned up the radio, and chief let 26. Burning own the House, Talking Heads 27. Pure Energy, Information Society 28. Turning Japanese, The Vapors > out a war cry. She howled, "We're not gonna take! No! We ain't gonna take > it anymore!" She was coming so fast at me I thought, "If she hits me, it 29. We're Not Gonna Take It, Twisted Sister > will cut like a knife, and I wouldn't have the reflex to take these broken > wings (I fell earlier in the day on my arms), and bang a gong and get it 30. Cuts Like a Knife, Bryan Adams 31. The Reflex, Duran Duran 32. Broken Wings, Mr. Mr. 33. Bang a Gong Get it On, Power Station > on." But I did notice that she was a pretty woman, and I thought, "She's > got legs..." And as fast as she was running at me with her sledgehammer, I > also thought, "And she knows how to use them..." 34. Pretty Woman, Roy Orbison 35. She's Got Legs, ZZ Top 36. Sledgehammer, Peter Gabriel > In conclusion, I grabbed the little mite, unleashed some TNT on her, and 37. TNT, ACDC > said, "I will rock you like a hurricane dude! I would walk 500 miles on your > forehead and toss you under the last train to Clarksville! 38. Rock You Like a Hurricane, Scorpions 39. ? 40. Last Train to Clarksville, The Monkeys! but covered by The Plastics You are now > loosing your religion and there ain't no sunshine when she's gone, there 41. Loosing My Religion, REM 42. When She's Gone, ? > ain't no mountain high enough for you to be safe! Ya dig, der kommisar?" 43. Ain't No Mountain High Enough, ? 44. Der Kommisar, Falco or After the Fire > So they turned and went their way, and I my way. we crossed a bridge over > troubled waters and will get back to normal soon. Man, everybody wants to > rule the world, they want to be their own personal Jesus. xx. ? 45. Everybody Wants to Rule the World, Tears for Fears 46. Personal Jesus, Depeche Mode We took one last > look at each other I, as I smiled at her, I said, "Hey chief, good girls > don't...got it." I think her name is Roxanne. xx. ? 47. Roxanne, The Police > > > -- > Sherry Abercrombie > > "Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic." > Arthur C. Clarke > > -- ME2 ~ Ninja Email Security with Cloudmark Spam Engine Gets Image Spam ~ ~ http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Ninja ~
