As everyone in my neighborhood has 5 acre lots I doubt my lazy azz cats wander very far......
________________________________ From: Brad Metzler To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Sent: Fri Mar 19 12:22:21 2010 Subject: RE: Friday funnies John, in my personal experience, I find that outdoor cats left to wander the neighborhood rarely limit themselves to just the neighbor next door. That said, their natural tendency for laziness would suggest there is a radius in which the homes must be in order to receive their regular ‘treatment’. I expect this radius could be scientifically correlated to how fat the particular cat in question may be. Brad P.S. mailbox, hub transport, CAS, topical content, blah blah… Carry on… From: John Cook [mailto:john.c...@pfsf.org] Sent: Friday, March 19, 2010 9:16 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: Re: Friday funnies Do you live next door???? ________________________________ From: Brad Metzler To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Sent: Fri Mar 19 12:14:15 2010 Subject: RE: Friday funnies That’s because your cat is pooping in your neighbors’ yards and digging up their flower beds and leaving dead rodents on their doorsteps and scratching up their paint on their cars to enjoy the warmth of the engine, etc… but I’m not bitter…. :P -Brad From: Sean Martin [mailto:seanmarti...@gmail.com] Sent: Friday, March 19, 2010 8:56 AM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: Re: Friday funnies I'd have to disagree. I don't spend countless hours outdoors picking up after my cat. I'd say dogs have slaves as well, they're just better at keeping your morale up so you don't realize it. - Sean On Fri, Mar 19, 2010 at 7:28 AM, Ellis, John P. <johnel...@wirral.gov.uk<mailto:johnel...@wirral.gov.uk>> wrote: I'd go with that. Dogs have masters and cats have slaves....sounds right to me. -----Original Message----- From: Orland, Kathleen [mailto:korl...@rogers.com<mailto:korl...@rogers.com>] Sent: 19 March 2010 15:25 To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: Re: Friday funnies They most certainly do not... They have slaves, thank you very much! lol ----- Original Message ----- From: "Campbell, Rob" <rob_campb...@centraltechnology.net<mailto:rob_campb...@centraltechnology.net>> To: "MS-Exchange Admin Issues" <exchangelist@lyris.sunbelt-software.com<mailto:exchangelist@lyris.sunbelt-software.com>> Sent: Friday, March 19, 2010 11:21 AM Subject: RE: Friday funnies Dogs have masters. 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