How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two.  You just have to figure out how to get the in there.

From: Kim Longenbaugh [mailto:k...@colonialsavings.com]
Sent: Friday, April 30, 2010 12:49 PM
To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues
Subject: RE: [ot] Friday Funny

No, no, you have it all wrong.  He wasn't following the chicken, he was stuck 
to it.

From: Scot Parsons [mailto:spars...@scetv.org]
Sent: Friday, April 30, 2010 12:04 PM
To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues
Subject: RE: [ot] Friday Funny

Why did the pervert cross the road?

He was following the chicken.

From: Andy Shook [mailto:andy.sh...@peak10.com]
Sent: Friday, April 30, 2010 12:59 PM
To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues
Subject: RE: [ot] Friday Funny

Two muffins are cooking in a oven.  The first muffin turns to the other and 
says, "Man, it sure is hot in here."

The second muffin says, "Ahhhhhhh!!!!  A talking muffin!!!"

Shook

From: Graeme Carstairs [mailto:loonyto...@gmail.com]
Sent: Friday, April 30, 2010 9:48 AM
To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues
Subject: Re: [ot] Friday Funny

Whats brown and sticky

a stick

On 30 April 2010 14:43, Maglinger, Paul 
<pmaglin...@scvl.com<mailto:pmaglin...@scvl.com>> wrote:
How many Freemasons does it take to change a light bulb?

It's a secret!

From: Reische Jay 
[mailto:reische...@johndeere.com<mailto:reische...@johndeere.com>]
Sent: Friday, April 30, 2010 8:39 AM
To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues
Subject: RE: [ot] Friday Funny


2 Goldfish are in a tank, one says to the other, "You man the guns - I'll 
drive"...



Jay Reische
Enterprise Exchange Administrator
Messaging, AD and DNS

Phone: 309-748-9422
reische...@johndeere.com<mailto:reische...@johndeere.com>


From: Kim Longenbaugh 
[mailto:k...@colonialsavings.com<mailto:k...@colonialsavings.com>]
Sent: Friday, April 30, 2010 8:26 AM
To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues
Subject: RE: [ot] Friday Funny

What do you get if you divide the circumference
of a pumpkin by its diameter?

Pumpkin pi.

From: Andy Shook [mailto:andy.sh...@peak10.com<mailto:andy.sh...@peak10.com>]
Sent: Friday, April 30, 2010 8:17 AM
To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues
Subject: [ot] Friday Funny

What do you call a fly without wings?

A 'walk'.



Shook




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