Thanks for sharing, Michael.  I'm not saying how many I can relate to but 
regarding number 9, thank gosh it's not just me that feels that way.

From: Michael B. Smith [mailto:mich...@smithcons.com]
Sent: Friday, October 07, 2011 11:45 AM
To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues
Subject: Friday Funny

I appreciate most of this wisdom. Perhaps you will too. :)

1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your 
computer history if you die.

2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize 
you're wrong.

3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.

4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.

5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

6. Was learning cursive really necessary?

7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on # 5. I'm pretty sure I 
know how to get out of my neighborhood.

8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person 
died.

9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when 
you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of 
the day.

12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want 
to have to restart my collection...again.

13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I 
want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report that I swear I did not 
make any changes to.

14. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer 
when they call.

15. I think the freezer deserves a light as well..

16. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday 
night more kisses begin with Miller Lite than Kay.

17. I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.

18. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.

19. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and 
smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said?

20. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to 
prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters!

21. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and 
you can wear them forever.

22. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know 
what time it is.

23. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in 
a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but 
I'd bet everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 
1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time.

24. The first testicular guard, the "Cup," was used in Hockey in 1874 and the 
first helmet was used in 1974. That means it only took 100 years for men to 
realize that their brain is also important.

(Ladies......Quit Laughing!!)


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