The best one so far Sent from my iPod
On Oct 8, 2008, at 2:59 PM, "MANMEET SINGH KOHLI" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > NEW STOCK MARKET TERMS > > CEO --Chief Embezzlement Officer. > > CFO-- Corporate Fraud Officer. > > BULL MARKET -- A random market movement causing an investor to > mistake himself for a financial genius. > > BEAR MARKET -- A 6 to 18 month period when the kids get no > allowance, the wife gets no jewelry, and the husband gets no sex. > > VALUE INVESTING -- The art of buying low and selling lower. > > P/E RATIO -- The percentage of investors wetting their pants > as the market keeps crashing. > > BROKER -- What my broker has made me. > > STANDARD & POOR -- Your life in a nutshell. > > STOCK ANALYST -- Idiot who just downgraded your stock. > > STOCK SPLIT -- When your ex-wife and her lawyer split your > assets equally between themselves. > > FINANCIAL PLANNER -- A guy whose phone has been disconnected. > > MARKET CORRECTION -- The day after you buy stocks. > > CASH FLOW-- The movement your money makes as it disappears > down the toilet. > > YAHOO -- What you yell after selling it to some poor sucker > for $240 per share. > > WINDOWS -- What you jump out of when you're the sucker who > bought Yahoo @ $240 per share. > > INSTITUTIONAL INVESTOR -- Past year investor who's now locked > up in a nuthouse. > > PROFIT -- An archaic word no longer i > > > > > --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "EX,GHPS,1988,V.V" group. To post to this group, send email to [email protected] To unsubscribe from this group, send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/exghps1988v_v?hl=en -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
