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-----Original Message----- From: Inderpal Singh Munjal <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Date: Fri, 24 Oct 2008 05:28:11 To: <[email protected]> Subject: exghps1988v_v Re: Cow Economy Mani Paul has two cows (or bhains) Jis ki laathi,ussi ki bhains. Herbi has two cows Meri bhains ko danda kyon maara? Jatti has two cows Akul badi ya bhains? Ravinder has two cows Bhains ke aagay been bajaana. I.P. has two more cows Kaala akshar bhains baraabar --- On Fri, 10/24/08, maninder singh <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: From: maninder singh <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Subject: exghps1988v_v Re: Cow Economy To: [email protected] Date: Friday, October 24, 2008, 10:59 AM bhupi has two cows One does the business the other saves money. Sorry,Bhupi you never write anything so i thought i would just joke and that will prompt you to write something. Mani On Fri, Oct 24, 2008 at 2:39 AM, Inderpal Singh Munjal <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: Shelly Monga U have two cows. U gift one to your GF. Tunnu U have two cows. U invite them to exghps1988,as there are hardly any females. I.P. U have two cows. U invite them for some BOLD photography. Khurana sahib U have two cows. Atleast transform one. Vikram Pahwa U have two cows. Have a productive day. Mates..............just take it lightly........and u can also add up to this list........ip --- On Fri, 10/24/08, Shailender Monga <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: From: Shailender Monga <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Subject: exghps1988v_v Cow Economy To: [email protected] Date: Friday, October 24, 2008, 7:06 AM Economic Models Explained with Cows India You have two Cows. But don't give milk. Start an export house to sell urine and dung in Tetra Pack - - At five time the price of milk and butter. SOCIALISM You have 2 cows. You give one to your neighbour. COMMUNISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both and gives you some milk. FASCISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both and sells you some milk. NAZISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both and shoots you. BUREAUCRATISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other, and then throws the milk away... TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income. SURREALISM You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons AN AMERICAN CORPORATION You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyse why the cow has dropped dead. ENRON VENTURE CAPITALISM You have two cows. You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using letters of credit opened by your brother-in-law at the bank, then execute a debt/equity swap with an associated general offer so that you get all four cows back, with a tax exemption for five cows.. The milk rights of the six cows are transferred via an intermediary to a Cayman Island Company secretly owned by the majority shareholder who sells the rights to all seven cows back to your listed company. The annual report says the company owns eight cows, with an option on one more. You sell one cow to buy a new president of the United States, leaving you with nine cows. No balance sheet provided with the release. The public then buys your bull. THE ANDERSEN MODEL You have two cows. You shred them. A FRENCH CORPORATION You have two cows. You go on strike, organise a riot, and block the roads, because you want three cows. A JAPANESE CORPORATION You have two cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon image called 'Cowkimon' and market it worldwide. A GERMAN CORPORATION You have two cows. You re-engineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk themselves. AN ITALIAN CORPORATION You have two cows, but you don't know where they are. You decide to have lunch. A RUSSIAN CORPORATION You have two cows. You count them and learn you have five cows. You count them again and learn you have 42 cows. You count them again and learn you have 2 cows. You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka. A SWISS CORPORATION You have 5,000 cows. None of them belong to you. You charge the owners for storing them. A CHINESE CORPORATION You have two cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim that you have full employment, and high bovine productivity. You arrest the newsman who reported the real situation. AN INDIAN CORPORATION You have two cows. You worship them. .. A BRITISH CORPORATION You have two cows. Both are mad. AN IRAQI CORPORATION Everyone thinks you have lots of cows. You tell them that you have none. No-one believes you, so they bomb the **** out of you and invade your country. You still have no cows, but at least now you are part of a Democracy... . A NEW ZEALAND CORPORATION You have two cows. The one on the left looks very attractive. AN AUSTRALIAN CORPORATION You have two cows ... .you sell them to China. --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "EX,GHPS,1988,V.V" group. To post to this group, send email to [email protected] To unsubscribe from this group, send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/exghps1988v_v?hl=en -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
