Not funny but very inteligent.. So if you have a dead donkey and a live brain.. you can still make a Gaddha of someone...
On Mon, Jan 12, 2009 at 2:18 PM, <[email protected]> wrote: > > A city boy, Kenny, moved to the country and > bought a donkey from an old farmer for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver > the donkey the next day. > The next day the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry son, but I have some > bad news, the donkey died." > Kenny replied, "Well then, just give me my money back." > The farmer said, "Can't do that. I went and spent it already." > Kenny said, "OK then, at least give me the donkey." > The farmer said, "What ya gonna do with him?" > Kenny, "I'm going to raffle him off." > Farmer, "You can't raffle off a dead donkey!" > Kenny, "Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he is dead." > A month later the farmer met up with Kenny and asked, "What happened with > that dead donkey?" > Kenny, "I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars a piece > and made a profit of $898." > Farmer, "Didn't anyone complain?" > Kenny, "Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back." > Kenny grew up and eventually became the chairman of Enron. > > . > > __,_._,___ > > > > > --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "EX,GHPS,1988,V.V" group. To post to this group, send email to [email protected] To unsubscribe from this group, send email to [email protected] For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/exghps1988v_v?hl=en -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
