Of course, Moscow restaurants are abominable, but I've discovered a new low.

 

I've forgotten the name...it's a French bakery-cum-restaurant chain and this 
particular

one is on the corner of Novi Arbat and the Kelso U-turn...on the right side.

 

Since I now walk about 2 km mid-mornings, I've decided to make a stopover at 
this place (chiefly because they had a really nice washroom).  So, the first 
time, the check came to

365 Ru and the waitress blithely gives me back 130 from my 500 Ru note.  I 
asked:  "where

is the other 5 rubles?"  It took three move queries before she finally brought 
me about 5 of those miniscule coins.  I left that plus a 30 ruble tip.

 

Next day, I came in again.  This time a splurged and the check came to 835 Ru.  
For my

1000 Ru note I got back 160 Ru--again she (more probably--the restaurant) 
swallowed

my 5 rubles.  Now I was fuming.  I asked a neighbour-guest to tell the waitress 
that, unless

they gave me my 5 rubles, I would not be coming back anymore.  The waitress had 
nothing

to say.  Obviously, it was restaurant policy to grab the 5 rubles for every 
check as all prices

ended up with it.  WHAT AN OUTRAGEOUSLY STUPID THING TO DO!

 

Restaurants the world over spend thousands trying to entice customers and 
here's an idiot owner/criminal/manager who goes out of his/her way to spit in 
the customer's eye.  I fail

to understand it lest it falls under a suspicion of mine:  in my 5 years here I 
have learned

that the Russians' greatest pleasure is in "THE TRANSMISSION OF MISERY".

 

What a sadly infected mind they have!

 

Peter

 

Oh yes, one other thing:  the sheer stupidity of the waitress is not to be 
over-looked.

Had she kept a roll of 5 ruble pieces and given one to me, I probably would've 
left

a 50 ruble tip.  One would think that she would've known that since I had been 
there

the day before...

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