Thank you Nikolaus von Twickel,

I just saw your Expat.ru nomination for best Dry/Wet Cleaner in Moscow and I
must say I am very impressed. It will be hard to beat your nomination of
President Service right next to McD's at Metro Smolenskaya. If someone can
top your nomination we all win regardless.

At first I thought Nikolaus was making a variant of the usual political joke
about "people being taken to the cleaners by politicians" with a company
named Presidential Service. How wrong I was !

In reply I will add my Best FREE Business Card nomination of IdeaPrint (
www.ideaprint.ru)  first submitted by Charles Borden back on Dec 10, 2010.
If you pay for business cards after reading this than you don't believe in
Ded Morose.

Yes Samantha there is a Ded Morose(Santa Claus).

I checked-out(verified) the service and here is the "deal". You go to the
Idea Print office which is "a stone's throw" from the same Metro Smolenskaya
mentioned above. You exit the Metro and walk straight past McD's for one
block down to 45-C1 Денежный Пер. It is at the first T intersection less
than 100m from McD's. You will see the Idea Print sign at the second floor
of the building. Their door under their sign goes downstairs. At the bottom
turn left and ask-for(summon) anyone there who deals-with(processes) free
business cards today.

If you make-up(create) your own card using MS Word and bring the file on a
flashcard each 100 cards printed is 100% Totally FREE. If you have the
attendant create your biz card their it will cost you a one-time fee of
300p. You can make minor card design tweaks in future batches. Each 100
printed is free. I am on my 4th set of 100 free biz cards. I paid the 300p
set-up fee so that means my amortized cost per biz is now 75 kopeks and
falling.

When you run-out(finish) of each 100 biz cards you just call-up(telephone)
the Idea Print office and they make another 100 free cards which are ready
after 17:00 the next business day.

"What's the catch?" as we Yanks and Brits say.

Well, on the back of each card is a small "tastefully" located IdeaPrint
advert with their name, workphone and website. Nice thing is that each
person who receives your card is also invited to get Totally FREE or almost
Totally FREE biz cards.

If you want to quit paying 10+ rubles per biz card, here is your solution if
you can live-with(tolerate) the advert. But heck, you are
giving-away(presenting) to each recipient a podarik with your biz card. That
increases your probability that they won't throw-away(trash-US, bin-UK) it
immediately.

All above phrasal verbs were hyphenated and one-word-verb synonymed for
Russians who care about PVs. You just got a week's worth of Native English
exposure in 3 minutes. My apologies to the Yanks and Brits for being
redundant. I know I "bored the heck" out of you. We Native English Speakers
(NESs) haven't hyphenated our phrasal verbs for over 400 years(ex. "Gov't
bailed out US banks"), although, thankfully, we still hyphenate PVs when we
use them as a noun or adjective (ex's. "the bail-out worked", "bail-out
policy" respectively).

Good show Nikolaus !
George Dole
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
*Цитата:* "Удача происходит, когда подготовка соответствует возможности". -
Сенека
*Quote: *"Luck occurs when preparation meets opportunity". - Lucius Annaeus
Seneca - Roman  philosopher from mid-1st century AD.
My Linkedin.com account for Dr. George W. Dole is:
http://www.linkedin.com/in/georgewilliamdole
http://www.toeflmoscow.ru
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