All,
Ran across this on a humor site and thought it might help.
-James-
Murphy`s Top 10 Laws Of Computing
1. When computing, whatever happens, behave as though you meant
it to happen.
2. When you get to the point where you really understand your
computer, it`s probably obsolete.
3. The first place to look for information is in the section of
the manual where you`d least expect to find it.
4. When the going gets tough, upgrade.
5. For every action, there is an equal and opposite malfunction.
6. To err is human...to blame your computer for your mistakes is
even more human, in fact its downright natural.
7. He who laughs last, probably has a back-up.
8. The number one cause of computer problems is computer
solutions.
9. A complex system that doesn`t work is invariably found to
have evolved from a simpler system that worked just fine.
10. A computer program will always do what you tell it to do,
but rarely what you want it to do
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