Rick lives ! ! ! It was all just a vast and convoluted widespread internet rumour !
Alright ! .. .glad it wasn't true ! OffWorld --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "Rick Archer" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > > Breaking News > > > Ahmadinejad Invites U.N. Inspectors to Search for Homosexuals > > > Permits Use of Advanced Gaydar > > > > Just days after asserting that there are no homosexuals in Iran, Iranian > President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad today invited United Nations inspectors into > his country to search for homosexuals. > > "We have nothing to hide," Mr. Ahmadinejad said in a speech to the United > Nations General Assembly. "You can search the entire country even the > airport bathrooms." > > While some senior U.S. diplomats expressed scepticism about the Iranian > president's offer to allow U.N. inspectors to search his country for > homosexuals, Mr. Ahmadinejad attempted to silence the sceptics by permitting > the use of "advanced gaydar technology" as part of the proposed inspections. > > > "In Iran we have the most advanced gaydar in the world and we are prepared > to share it with you," he said. > > In the immediate aftermath of Mr. Ahmadinejad's speech, it was unclear as to > who would lead the U.N.'s inspection efforts, but most diplomats assumed > that the task would fall to Mohamed ElBaradei, head of the International > Atomic Energy Agency (IAEA). > > At a press conference at the United Nations, Mr. ElBaradei acknowledged that > he had no previous experience searching for homosexuals, but said that if > chosen to lead the inspection effort he would make sure that the inspections > were "rigorous and thorough." > > "The possibility that Iran may possess homosexuals is a serious matter to > the world community," Mr. ElBaradei said. "There has been evidence for some > time that Iran may be attempting to build a Broadway musical." > > Elsewhere, President Bush made his first official comment on the situation > in Myanmar, telling reporters, "I will support whichever side is easier to > pronounce." > > > No virus found in this outgoing message. > Checked by AVG Free Edition. > Version: 7.5.488 / Virus Database: 269.13.32/1032 - Release Date: 9/26/2007 > 8:20 PM >
