Wow. That first contest so much fun that I sat in a cafe for a few minutes this afternoon and tried to come up with some of my own entries. Enjoy, and please contribute your own. This is a really fun word game.
Entightenment (n): A higher state of being that your plastic surgeon can help you out with. After availing yourself of his services, you are officially entightened. Samsadi (n): The state of eliminating from the mind all thoughts that aren't bummers. Siddhah (n): A person who can do stuff like levitating and turning invisible, but who laughs about it. Tantrum (n): Like a mantrum, but instead of helping to settle the mind, it makes you act like a two-year-old. Natural Bendency (n): The baseline quality of the mind that makes it able to bend reality to make it fit the things it's been told about the nature of reality. Transcentdent (n): A new deodorant. Obsolute (n): A buzzword for the unmanifest aspect of life that may be past its expiry date. Relatives (n): A buzzword for the manifest side of life, which is often as annoying as one's own family. Goad Consciousness (n): The state of consciousness in which one feels compelled to tell others that they'll understand when they get as high as you are. Unuty Consciousness (n): A state of consciousness very similar to Unity, but funnier. Shivar (n): The rush of kundalini you feel when you medi- tate on a certain blue guy. Wishnu (n): One of the triumverate of Hindu gods, the one who preserves creation, while the other two guys get to have all the fun of creating and destroying it. His mantra is, "Oy...another yuga of this maintenance stuff...some- times I wish that Shiva would win and all of this would just *end* already." Spitituality (n): A form of spiritual practice that involves a lot of expectoration. Suffice it to say its adherents are rarely invited twice to the same yagya. Evulation (n): The conviction that you're more evolved than someone else. Politicks (n): A type of insect that carries a deblilitating disease that makes Americans talk as if there is a real difference between the candidates in an election. This insect is suspected to have a four-year gestation period, because the outbreaks of the disease seem to occur in four-year cycles. Moralitys (n): A belibitating disease that convinces those afflicted with it that they know What God Wants and their neighbors don't. Ethicks (n): Low-caste folks who live on the outskirts of Eth. Adwaita (n): An Indian philosophy that tells you that some- day you'll realize that you don't even exist, if you just wait long enough. Reinscarnation (n): The tendency to carry the scars of old wounds with you from incarnation to incarnation. See samscara. Samscara (n): The tendency, carried from lifetime to lifetime, that doing something different than you've always done is scary, and might land you in even hotter water than doing the same old same old did. Karmat (n): A type of Laundromat where you can get your karma cleaned. Anurdveda (n): An ancient set of teachings from the Vedas that convince socially-inept young men to go into computer science and wear pocket protectors. Dogzchin (n): The part of your dzog just under the lower jaw. Channelink (n): A URL that, when you click on it, gets you possessed by a Thirty-Second Level Entity From Geidi Prime. It's OK, because after the entity starts talking through you, you can go on the New Age circuit and make a fortune. Negetarian (n): A weird diet cultist who preaches that veggies are bad for you. Selibate (adj): A term used to describe someone who can't talk about his spiritual beliefs without trying to sell them. Vedar (n): The psychic ability that enables Nabby to tell when one of us is Off The Program. Sciencology (n): A cult formed by former FFL member L. Run Offhard. Based on his technique of Cryanetics, its philos- ophy is that if one cries "My technique is best" enough times, it will be, even if it hasn't been peer-reviewed. Pasting Limits (n): A policy on Yahoo chat group Fairfield Life that says that posters are allowed no more than five references to the past in any single week without being regarded as living in the past. Lier (n): Someone who overuses the ephithet "Liar!" Um (n): A mantra, similar to Om, but from Tennessee. Bramhaloco (n): The most popular nightclub in Bramhaloka. (Ok, I cheated and changed two letters here. My bad.) Mahacheesi Effect (n): The woo-woo rays radiating from Fairfield that are so powerful that people in the nearby state of Wisconsin believe that "squeaky cheese" is actually an edible foodstuff. (Sorry...even more cheat- ing here, and you won't get the joke unless you have ever been forced to eat squeaky cheese.) Kundaloony (n): What you get when your shushuma starts pumpin' more energy than it can handle. (Obviously, the rules of the contest have gone bye-bye at this point, but I liked the definition.)
