David Letterman: 10. "Jackass 3" 9. "The Lyin' King" 8. "The Departed As Of January 20th, 2009" 7. "Stop Or My Vice President Will Shoot" 6. "Dial M For Moron" 5. "Das Boob" 4. "When Sally Met Cheney's Daughter" 3. "White Men Can't Govern" 2. "The Nightmare Before Hillary" 1. "Raging Bull****"
