--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Sal Sunshine <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
wrote:
>
> On Feb 7, 2008, at 9:06 AM, curtisdeltablues wrote:
> 
> >> So, Curtis, you're saying they are or they are not
> >> coming "To Serve Man"?
> >
> > With a parsley garnish and a wedge of lemon!
> 
> Is that Ayurvedic?
> 
> Sal

It depends on the season.  These items are needed to reduce the Kaphic
nature of humans if the aliens eat us in the Spring.  If they eat us
in the Fall they will just cover us with ghee and a bit a salt!  BTW I
hear they will pick us up a few at a time with a piece from a chapati
the size of one of the golden domes.  

It only fair, if they were smaller than us and landed in Mississippi
one hundred years ago, we would have whipped them to death as they
built the Mississippi river levee system (which I just read is both
higher and longer than the Great Wall of China!) 

Wait a second...  this just in...the lobsters on the planet have a
special message for humans: "Where do you think we all came from
buttholes?  We came here to make friends and ended up on plates next
to melted butter and parsley garnish! Sound familiar?


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