Narrowmindedness is unpleasant to behold.
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--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "Rick Archer" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
>
> What You Need To Believe To Be A Republican
>
> 1. Jesus loves you, and shares your hatred of homosexuals and Hillary
> Clinton.
>
> 2. Saddam was a good guy when Reagan armed him, a bad guy when
Bush's
> daddy made war on him, a good guy when Cheney did business with
him, and a
> bad guy when Bush needed a "we can't find Bin Laden" diversion.
>
> 3. Trade with Cuba is wrong because the country is Communist,
but trade
> with China and Vietnam is vital to a spirit of international harmony.
>
> 4. The United States should get out of the United Nations, and our
> highest national priority is enforcing U.N. resolutions against Iraq.
>
> 5 A woman can't be trusted with decisions about her own body, but
> multi-national corporations can make decisions affecting all mankind
> without regulation.
>
> 6. The best way to improve military morale is to praise the troops in
> speeches, while slashing veterans' benefits and combat pay.
>
> 7. If condoms are kept out of schools, adolescents won't have sex.
>
> 8. A good way to fight terrorism is to belittle our long-time allies,
> then demand their cooperation and money.
>
> 9. Providing health care to all Iraqis is sound policy, but
providing
> health care to all Americans is socialism. HMOs and insurance
companies have
> the best interests of the public at heart.
>
> 10. Global warming and tobacco's link to cancer are junk science, but
> creationism should be taught in schools.
>
> 11. A president lying about an extramarital affair is a impeachable
> offense, but a president lying to enlist support for a war in which
> thousands die is
> solid defense policy.
>
> 12. Government should limit itself to the powers named in the
> Constitution, which include banning gay marriages and censoring the
> Internet.
>
> 13. The public has a right to know about Hillary's cattle trades, but
> George Bush's driving record is none of our business.
>
> 14. Being a drug addict is a moral failing and a crime, unless you're a
> conservative radio host. Then it's an illness and you need our
prayers for
> your recovery.
>
> 15. Supporting "Executive Privilege" for every Republican ever
born, who
> will be born or who might be born (in perpetuity.)
>
> 16. What Bill Clinton did in the 1960s is of vital national
interest, but
> what Bush did in the '80s is irrelevant.
>
> 17. Support for hunters who shoot their friends and blame them for
wearing
> orange vests similar to those worn by the quail.
>
>
> Friends don't let friends vote Republican
>
>
>
>
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