Until I got to the end I thought this was true. Now it seems to be someone having nothing better to do.......
Peter <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: Very nice! But you should have posted without the Guy Fawkes address and we would have completely believed you, at least for a while. --- guyfawkes91 wrote: > Reuters 05-02-2008:23:05 by our staff reporter. > > Today a small cult based in Holland founded by the > Maharishi of > Beatles fame announced that its leader for Germany > "Raja" Emanuel > Schiffgens has been identified as a government agent > working for the > German secret service (BND). For many years the cult > has been living > under the fear of infiltration by spies from the CIA > and other > government agencies but it was always thought that > the penetration was > limited to low level operatives. A spokesman said > "We knew that > someone was sending us off in funny directions but > we couldn't work > out who it was. In retrospect his performance in > Central America > should have made us suspicious and standing up in > front of a German > audience announcing that he planned to succeed where > Hitler had failed > was a bit of a giveaway but because he was disguised > with a crown we > thought he was one of us." asked how they finally > rumbled him the > spokesman said "He overplayed his hand, for years > we'd been told that > maintaining high prices meant we would take over the > world by teaching > meditation to rich people but it didn't seem to be > working and we > thought it must be government agents who were > misdirecting us. We > caught him out in a vote over the prices. We all > voted to reduce the > prices we charge for learning meditation and he was > the only one > holding out for higher prices. He was isolated and > it was clear > something funny was going on so we searched his room > and found coded > messages from his controller in the BND instructing > him to make sure > we kept prices so high no one would learn." > > Asked what they planned to do to him he replied > "Well he has to have a > trial and it's well known that government agents > float in water so > we've arranged a public test to see if he floats, > either that or we'll > see if he's lighter than a duck" > > Another person in the cult claimed "He turned me > into a newt! But I > got better" > > Professor Van Dyke a leading Vlodropolgist from the > University of > Amsterdam said "We've known for years that they're > stark raving > bonkers but we thought it was the lysergic acid in > the Argyreia > Nervosa they put in their herbal preparations that > was keeping them > tripped out. To discover that it was actually all > part of a government > plot is quite a surprise. Though I think the agent > must have had some > help from the wood gnomes camped out on the southern > perimeter of > their compound otherwise he would have been outed > earlier." > > -- ends > > > > ------------------------------------ > > To subscribe, send a message to: > [EMAIL PROTECTED] > > Or go to: > http://groups.yahoo.com/group/FairfieldLife/ > and click 'Join This Group!'Yahoo! Groups Links > > > mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] > > > ____________________________________________________________________________________ Be a better friend, newshound, and know-it-all with Yahoo! Mobile. Try it now. http://mobile.yahoo.com/;_ylt=Ahu06i62sR8HDtDypao8Wcj9tAcJ ------------------------------------ To subscribe, send a message to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Or go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/FairfieldLife/ and click 'Join This Group!'Yahoo! Groups Links --------------------------------- Be a better friend, newshound, and know-it-all with Yahoo! Mobile. Try it now.
