by Jason Linkins, HuffPost 5.12.08

Leave it to the tone deaf GOP to find a way of attaching themselves 
to this election cycle's "change" mandate that simultaneously 
reinforces the fact that their failed policies have messed up the 
world to such an inhuman extent that many Americans now live their 
daily lives in a state of free-floating panic and paralyzing anxiety.

In today's New York Times' Caucus blog, Carl Hulse reports that 
House Republicans have got themselves a brand-new slogan:

It looks like Republicans will counter the Democratic push for 
change from the years of the Bush administration with their own 
pledge to deliver, drum roll please, "the change you deserve." The 
first element of the party agenda developed over the past few months 
by the leadership and select party members will focus on family 
issues. 

"Through our "Change You Deserve" message and through our "American 
Families Agenda," House Republicans will continue our efforts to 
speak directly to an American public looking for leaders who will 
offer real solutions for the challenges they confront every day," 
said the memo prepared for lawmakers.


What the GOP doesn't seem to realize, because they are idiots, is 
that "the change you deserve" is the registered advertising slogan 
of Effexor XR, a drug that many of you might have started taking as 
a result of all the...you know -- terrorism. (Hat tip to Bluestem 
for catching this gem.) 

Effexor, also known as Venlafaxine, is approved for the 
treatment "of depression, generalized anxiety disorder, social 
anxiety disorder, and panic disorder in adults." Its common side 
effects are very much in keeping with the world the House 
Republicans have striven to build: nausea, apathy, constipation, 
fatigue, vertigo, sexual dysfunction, sweating, memory loss, and - 
and I swear I am not making this up - "electric shock-like 
sensations also called 'brain zaps.'"

Its less common side effects are equally awesome in their 
appropriateness.

And when the Food And Drug Administration reviewed the ad copy that 
included the tagline, "The change you deserve," it took issue with 
Wyeth Pharmaceuticals, which manufactures Effexor, saying that the 
company made "unsubstantiated superiority claims." Sounds like the 
GOP have picked an ironically accurate tagline for their efforts!


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