OffWorld rants, vents his spleen, and is continually frustrated with the little things in life, as he is continually telling us in his posts here.
He's got a lot of pent up rage, hostility, and hatred. And there are, of course, conspiracies around every corner. Here's a way he can deal with all these horrible injustices: CALL 911 AND COMPLAIN! The other day, a Florida man didn't get what he wanted when he ordered two sandwiches from Subway. So what did he do? He called 911! And not one but three times! Hear the three 911 calls: http://tinyurl.com/5crs3f So if this guy can use 911 as a sounding board when a sandwich order goes wrong, it is therefore entirely appropriate that OffWorld call 911 to complain about George Bush, Dick Cheney, and the war in Iraq. And the kind and sympathetic ears of the 911 operators can listen to him as he waxes poetically about all the conspiracy theories that are, in concert, ruining his peaceful life up there on Lake Champlain.
