...seems to have morphed into "I am woman, and I *demand* that you take me seriously."
"I am woman...ignore the fact that I'm spending literally all my energy trying to get you to waste your energy arguing with me, so that I can prove you wrong and me right." "I am woman...and the fact that I can't say the L word (as in 'Hillary...l...l...lost') proves how strong I am and how weak you are for not realizing that she really won." "I am woman...and even though I've never accomplished anything in my life, I identify to a scary degree with women who have, so that makes me important like them." "I am woman...and I demand to be treated the way I see myself, not the way you and everyone else with half a brain sees me." "I am woman...and I'm right because I say I am, and if you disagree with me that's misogyny." "I am woman...and even though I've never been attrac- tive enough for anyone of any sex to ever think of raping me, I'm going to take up the cause of women who've been raped and abused and talk endlessly about it, trying to turn every conversation on any subject back to the persecution of women...you know...sorta like a form of verbal rape." "I am woman...and even though I act in a manner that makes women who are really strong and really feminist want to cross the street to avoid being associated with me, I *demand* that you respect me, and that you think of me as their savior, the way I think of myself." "I am woman...and the fact that I've got a lesbian crush on Hillary makes her the best candidate for President, so that's that." "I am woman...and you are all REEEELY REEEELY STOOPID and I'm the only one who is smart." "I am woman...and I *demand* that you take me seriously, even though no one sane possibly could." "I am woman...and I am an embarrassment to women everywhere who put their energy into actually accom- plishing things while I just flap my gums and troll for attention." "I am woman?..."