Global Good News, Science Division Researchers at UCLA have used 75 networked computers to discover the 46th known Mersenne prime number. (Prime numbers are divisible only by themselves and 1.)
http://edition.cnn.com/2008/TECH/09/27/prime.number.ap/index.html In related news, the Global Government of the Age of Enlightenment has announced that, due to the extraordinary power of the laws of nature and the field of all possibilities, this number is exactly the same as *both* the amount of dollars they hope to raise this year to build a new college campus *and* the number of students who will never attend it. Scientists at UCLA are already at work trying to find an even larger prime number, which Dr. John Hagelin, spokesman for the Global Government of the Age of Enlightenment, predicts will be found to be the same as *both* the number of perfect, stress-free days we can look forward to in Sat Yuga *and* the number of empty promises made over the years by the TMO.
