--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Sal Sunshine <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > On Oct 20, 2008, at 4:42 PM, I am the eternal wrote: > > > Mind you that I've been going on courses in FF since the Taste of > > Utopia. Yes, I was on IA twice, during the Winter and again most > > of this past August. I have so many perceptions it's hard to > > characterize them. The food is terrible everywhere except the 2nd > > Street Cafe IMO. Yes, that includes Vivo's though for their credit > > they do have a nice fruity Chardonnay for their house wine and > > their appetizers are nice. I wish Bonnie would bring back her > > chicken place. I loved her food and I don't care if she got her > > produce dumpster-diving at Hy-Vee. Also bring back the Stevor > > House, please. > > > > I will tell you that IA is full of people who are very, very close > > to a free trip to the state hospital in Mt. Pleasant. That there > > hasn't been another murder (or a suicide) there yet surprises the > > Hell out of me. They don't make a special point of "mind your own > > business" during the onboarding instructions for nothing. > > > > Y'all don't know how much y'all are despised. In the Winter I > > encountered the MUM staff looking type guy (including the cream > > colored clothes) who was my cashier at the Hy-Vee. I come across > > and dress more like one of the townies 'cept they know I'm not from > > there. I said to the cashier that I suspect he belonged to the > > same "cult" as I did. "What cult would that be?" he asked. "TM", > > I replied. He said that he didn't. I told him that I wouldn't > > hold that against him if he wouldn't hold it against me. He told > > me that it doesn't matter, except that he's not a pedophile. > > > > One afternoon in August I went for a late lunch at the Hy-Vee. The > > food's not half bad there. I was eating in this booth, pretty much > > fitting in with the non-rus when the young woman who worked in the > > bakery, on break, was asked by a large young man in another booth > > where there was to eat in FF. She told him Georges. She asked him > > what he's encountered so far in FF. He spat out the word "Ru's" > > like it was one of most vile curse words he knew. The conversation > > about ru's went on for about 5 minutes at which time the young > > woman's break was over. I got up, walked up to the guy, put out my > > hand and introduced myself. As one of the ru's. > > > > Every ru woman in FF has at least 5 different business cards. One > > announces that she adjusts auras. Another announces that although > > she doesn't own a pot to piss in she's willing to be your financial > > advisor. Of course there's the Reiki card and don't forget the > > Life Coach card. I suspect the Life Coach card comes as part of > > the woman's 3rd divorce settlement. > > > > Men of course carry a different set of 5 cards. Each one of course > > is the founder or in the top of what is now only a single tier > > pyramid scheme. Another lists the things the man is allergic to. > > The 3rd card tells you he's into commodities (as your broker), the > > 4th that he's an expert on selling penny stocks to you and the > > final one introduces him as a yogi, lama or buddha and announces > > his Sandkrt or Tibetan name. > > > > Ru's talk from the mouth. Other people use facial, hand and > > emotional expressions, but that is not the way of RU. Each > > restaurant except maybe George's and the Subway have THAT table. > > THAT table has either two guys, one of whom is talking loud enough > > to wake up the dead in a monologue about like where he's going in > > life, like really, like yeah. THAT table could also contain the > > Deal Makers. These are the ones who have figured out a way of > > using "quantum field theory" to turn shit into the greatest thing > > since Dove chocolate bars and every time I hear the word "monitize" > > I grasp and my napkin yet harder. > > > > The evening concerts during the Summer and the art walks are quite > > nice. You'd almost forget that these are ru's. It's like some of > > them are real people with real kids after all. > > > > I expect to be back on IA Christmas time. I expect all of the Ron > > Paul signs will still be up. > > L, not even half of this crap even remotely resembles reality, > at least not any reality I'm familiar with, and I've been here > quite a few years. > > And it's *rus* for the plural, dammit, *not* RU'S. > > Sal >
Yep, it's time for the periodic "let's insult the meditators in Fairfield." If this gentleman has such a low opinion of us, why does he bother to come here?
