--- On Wed, 11/12/08, TurquoiseB <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
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> No, there is a connection, but the TM brothels
> work differently than the ones in New Orleans.
>
> You pay a hefty entrance fee and find yourself
> in a S-V atrium filled with sexless women in
> saris who, rather that have sex with you, sit
> you down and give you a long, boring lecture
> on how you're going to Hell and will ruin your
> chances at ever becoming enlightened if you
> ever think about sex again.
>
> It has been reported that after some time lis-
> tening to these women, many men who dropped by
> merely out of curiosity really DO never think
> about sex again. Or if they do, it is followed
> by vomiting. This is seen by the TM movement
> as a good thing, a kind of internal purging
> of "bad forces."
>
> Also, they don't play Blues music in the TM
> brothels. Instead, you have to listen to that
> sappy "We're really in our 60s but sing like
> we're little girls" stuff from the Maharishi
> Honey ads. Men exposed to it for more than
> half an hour have been known to vomit when
> exposed afterwards to honey, too.
Turq, you forgot to add that after all this the man's penis involutes and turns
into a cute little non-functional vagina.
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