Citibank Defaulters
Bruce and Mona are flying to Australia on a two-week vacation to celebrate
their 20th anniversary.
Suddenly, over the public address system, the Captain announces, "Ladies and
Gentlemen, I am afraid I have some very bad news. Our engines have ceased
functioning and we will attempt an emergency landing. Luckily, I see an
uncharted island below us and we should be able to land on the beach. However,
the odds are that we may never be rescued and will have to live on the island
for the rest of our lives!"
Thanks to the skill of the flight crew, the plane lands safely on the island.
An hour later Bruce turns to his wife and asks, "Mona, did we pay our $5000
deposit cheque yet to Citibank Bank?"
"No, sweetheart," she responds.
Bruce, still shaken from the crash landing, then asks, "Mona, did
we pay our WaMu Bank Master card yet?"
"Oh no! I'm sorry. I forgot to send the cheque," she says.
"One last thing, Mona. Did you remember to send cheques for the auto loan to
them too this month?" he asks.
"Oh, forgive me, Bruce" begged Mona. "I didn't send that one, either."
Bruce grabs her and gives her the biggest hug in 20 years. Mona pulls away and
asks him, "So, why did you hug me?"
Bruce answers, "Thnx to U... They'll find us !
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