> > That sounds really romantic - masturbating in > > a cremation ground in front of all the family. > > Bhairitu wrote: > No, that's not what it is about, you moron. > Well, excuuuuse me! You mean the family can't even visit the cremation grounds when their own family member has died? That doesn't make any sense.
> > So, how are you going to talk some old hag > > from the sweeper caste into stripping down in > > public like that? That would really impress > > people in India, I guess! > > > Wrong again, moron. Tantrics are encouraged > to have a wife that is also trained in the > ritual. > Oh, come on, what hag from the sweeper caste would want to marry a guy that masturbates at a funeral? > Women and children do not frequent a cremation > ground in the middle of the night. > This is outrageous! A tantric guy that hangs out at a cremation ground, masturbating on corpses in the middle of the night, in front of an old hag from the sweeper caste, instead of sleeping with his wife at home. > Why don't you actually learn something about > these practices, Willy... > Because I'm opposed to thrusting corpses at night?