--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, bob_brigante <no_re...@...> wrote: > > [ title=]
In reaction to this obviously sexist ad, representatives of the World Government of the Age of Enlightenment in Vlodrop, Holland made the following announcement today: "We are disgusted by this display of sexism by the Burger King corporation, and as a result our King Tony has today announced that from now on, TM Rajas will no longer wear crowns. As you know, the Rajas crowns were based on the Burger King crown. But now that the Burger King corporation has disgraced itself by portraying women in such a degrading fashion (instead of dressed in saris and walking several paces behind their husbands, as they should be portrayed according to the Vedas), we are removing any taint of their Kali Yuga- influenced marketing from *our* marketing, and abandoning the crowns. "TM Rajas will no longer wear long, flowing white robes or crowns that resemble the Burger King crowns. Instead, we will be issuing to them bright yellow jumpsuits with red- striped undershirts, big floppy shoes, and bright red fright wigs, so that they may more closely resemble Ronald McDonald, avatar of the MahaMcDonalds loka. There will be no change in the saris, dumpy clothing, and faux-demure behavior expected of their wives. And we assure you that when the Rajas demand that their wives suck on *their* sandwiches that they're going to be made from soy." [http://hissweetheart.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/ronald_mcdonald_jumpin\ g1.jpg]
