--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, tartbrain <no_re...@...> wrote:
randomly asking people (odd that 95% are women), Ashley's so to speak, "I am with the Holistic Whole-Earth Lifestyles Institute, may I ask you a few survey questions for our study on making the world a better place to live -- for us, and our children's sake?" After the obvious "yes, ok" my "friend" asks, "Are you planning to fornicate today?" After the obvious "yes,", then. "with one or multiple partners?" ... "Do you have your partners picked out, or are you sort of lookin'" .... etc. Excellent rap! The subtlety of this routine makes me want to re-think my own most successful opening line: "Get in the trunk." At first it would seem to save time over his method but once you add in the jail time it pretty much evens out. > > > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "curtisdeltablues" <curtisdeltablues@> > wrote: > > > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, tartbrain <no_reply@> wrote: > > > > > man, you need far more measurable predictions. For example, > > <Snip> > > > > > 3) 1.365,876,059 people will fornicate tomorrow. > > > > How are you going to measure this? > > Wait a second, are you the guy who has been disappearing behind the bushes > > when I go to pull my bedroom curtains at night? Just put me down for a > > "yes" and stay out of my yard! > > > > I am glad you asked! > > You see, I have this um, friend, ya thats the ticket, a friend, ya see, who > spends his weekends at hip gathering spots -- nature haunts, coffee-houses, > and the tofu rack at Whole Foods, "randomly" (ya thats the ticket -- sciencey > types love that word random") randomly asking people (odd that 95% are > women), Ashley's so to speak, "I am with the Holistic Whole-Earth Lifestyles > Institute, may I ask you a few survey questions for our study on making the > world a better place to live -- for us, and our children's sake?" After the > obvious "yes, ok" my "friend" asks, "Are you planning to fornicate today?" > After the obvious "yes,", then. "with one or multiple partners?" ... "Do you > have your partners picked out, or are you sort of lookin'" .... etc. > > My friend seems to really like his job. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "curtisdeltablues" > > > <curtisdeltablues@> wrote: > > > > > > > > My favorite line: > > > > > > > > " the Earth is going to react in some way " > > > > > > > > I am soooo getting into this biz. > > > > > > > > I predict that because of the planetary juxtaposition and the angles of > > > > incidence of the heavenly bodies (particularly that retrograde, > > > > reprobate, retard Pluto) some people on earth are going to react in > > > > some way. > > > > > > > > Stay tuned for my circling the bulls-eye when it happens! > > > > > > > > > > man, you need far more measurable predictions. For example, > > > > > > I predict that because of the planetary juxtaposition and the angles of > > > incidence of the heavenly bodies .... > > > > > > 1) 146,376 people in the word, TOMORROW, are going to die, due to the > > > death of the old age of greed and hucksterism. > > > > > > 2) However, given that we are witnessing the birth of a new age of peace > > > and free love, there will be 351,236 births tomorrow. > > > > > > 3) 1.365,876,059 people will fornicate tomorrow. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "Rick Archer" <rick@> wrote: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Dear astrological clients and spiritual family, > > > > > > > > > > In my April monthly forecast I wrote the following predictions: > > > > > > > > > > Earthquake activity also remains an issue because of the Pluto, > > > > > Saturn and Uranus combination of this new Moon. Tornado activity > > > > > could also increase because of the Taurus signature and the Earth is > > > > > going to react in some way as Pluto goes very deep into areas of the > > > > > Earth that we are not aware of in retrograde motion along with Saturn > > > > > in deep retrograde motion till it turns direct at the end of May > > > > > > > > > > So far April has brought about an earthquake in Western China and now > > > > > we have a volcano eruption in Iceland that has shut down air travel > > > > > to and from America to Europe and other eastern countries. > > > > > > > > > > The Earth is in labor and is ready to give birth to a new age. Ask > > > > > any women who has had a child and she will tell you it is no picnic > > > > > to carry all of the weight around and then go through labor pains but > > > > > when the baby is delivered the joy of being co-creator is beyond > > > > > words. > > > > > > > > > > Therefore, we can say that the labor pains for planet Earth will last > > > > > over the next two yearâs or so and finally give birth to a more > > > > > civilized humanity. As I have written in my e-book âFull Moon > > > > > Messages from the Pleiadiansâ the preparation phase which starts > > > > > 2012 will last till 2026. > > > > > > > > > > During that time a new way of living will be introduced to humanity > > > > > via other advanced races that will create a whole new model of > > > > > economics, healthcare, science and other areas of life. > > > > > > > > > > As always keep praying and meditating and sending as much love as you > > > > > can into the Earth as Earth Day approaches us on April 22, 2010 > > > > > humanity will be having deep conversations on how we can bring a more > > > > > intimate relationship to ourselves and our beautiful planet we call > > > > > Earth. > > > > > > > > > > Go to Astrological Varieties <http://www.yogavisionaries.com/> > > > > > for more information. > > > > > > > > > > Love and Light, > > > > > Lou Valentino > > > > > > > > > > If you would like to be taken off mailing list reply with âTake off > > > > > Listâ. Thank you. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
