____________________________________ From: lm...@cornell.edu To: wle...@aol.com Sent: 3/1/2011 11:59:28 A.M. Eastern Standard Time Subj: Fwd: A wish . . .
A Wish To Live Forever I met a fairy today that said she would grant me one wish. "I want to live forever," I said. "Sorry," said the fairy, "I'm not allowed to grant wishes like that!" "Fine," I said, "then I want to die after Congress get their heads out of their asses!" "You crafty bastard," said the fairy.
